Kev's Boys

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[kevsboys]

Levi's favorite dog is Bunny, because not only is she the least nasty, she is also an adorable bean who trusts him most out of everyone else. Marbles is his second favorite because his stupidity makes Levi laugh. Erwin is amused when he comes home and he finds Levi on the couch with a horse and a 1 pound, toothless dog laying next to him.

Honestly, Levi would want a working dog for himself really. He’d appreciate the cuddles from Bunny, but he’d want something more like a Belgian Malinois who can actually keep up with him lmao

[kevsboys]

I choose to believe that in this modern au, the kids have four dogs. A chihuahua named Marble who can't figure out how to eat food off of anything but the floor and constantly forgets everyone except Mikasa. An Italian greyhound named Kermit who constantly cries, bites Jean, and steals soap out of Levi's bathroom. Another Italian greyhound named Peach who eats anything. And a rescue greyhound named Bunny who's the size of a horse and is scared of everything. Yes, these are Jenna Marbles dogs.

I mean if we start with dogs there’s gonna be more dogs than people here soon enough....do not get me started on dogs lmao

[kevsboys]

One thing I will find forever hilarious is the idea of Erwin and Levi having guests over that aren't used to the chaos. They're talking, having a normal conversation, and then out of nowhere you just hear Eren screaming 'aaaaAAAAAAAAAA' and when the guests give Erwin a weird look he just says "Eren's playing Rocket League."

Accurate af. Erwin so uncaring about it, Levi yelling at him to shut up because they have guests.

[kevsboys]

Levi: "Why do I have to play babysitter while you actually get work done?" Erwin: ". . . ." *opens door to reveal Sasha and Connie yelling 'Oh hell yes!' as they turn Sashas fingers into makeshift candles* Levi: ". . .Fine. But you're paying me extra if one of the brats' dogs shits on my carpet."

accurate

[kevsboys]

Erwin is also there to make sure that Eren and Jean both don't rip each other or his house apart with their aries antics. Sometimes Levi does entertain their shenanigans. Erwin once came home to find that Levi helped the kids make a soap hand from a 5-minute crafts video. It was almost as shocking as that time he came home to discover Sasha had glued rhinestones all over her face 'so the outside could match the inside' and the others painted their faces green to fuck around with a green screen.

see, I feel like it’d be the other way around. Erwin would be encouraging the funstuff like the soap hands and green faces. While Levi has a heart attack over “Don’t you dare get that paint on my fucking couch!”

[kevsboys]

Modern au where everyone hardly ever leaves Erwins house because he's basically their dad because god knows if any of the aot tornados are left alone for very long disaster shall strike. Levi is there to make sure nothing gets set on fire when Erwin is busy.

Absolutely accurate. Levi keeps everyone in line while Erwin makes sure that Mikasa has time for her schooling and that Sasha doesn’t eat herself to five hundred pounds and Armin has time to write and that Eren doesn’t get himself in too much trouble with Mikasa.

[kevsboys]

Of Firsts

Continued from HERE with @mike-will-protect-you

He wasn't used to seeing Mike at all nervous, and he found it wasn't something he was all that fond of really. Leaning down to press a tender kiss to the taller man's shoulder, Erwin stroked one hand gently up the back of Mike's thigh. "I'd never hurt you, Mike." He muttered the words softly against the other's skin before he finally pulled back in favor of reaching for the oil. They would take this slow and easy, and if Mike needed him to stop, he would.

The hand on the taller man's thigh slid up just a bit higher to let him grip at one cheek and gently pull it to the side to reveal where he planned to bury himself. Eventually at least. For now, he just tipped the bottle of oil, letting a small drizzle fall against the tense muscles. Setting the oil aside, he started to run one thumb lightly over the entrance to the other man's body. "Just relax for me, Mike, I've got you..."

[kevsboys]

*sniffs*

As big as he was, Mike could move all but silently, and Erwin hadn’t really noticed the taller man coming up behind him. But that subtle sniffing sound told him who it was even if he couldn’t actually see the man behind him. “Morning, Mike. Sleep well?” He continued walking along towards the mess hall, looking for breakfast, sure that Mike would stop him if needed.

[kurayami-old-nika]

Chapter 127 - bed hair!

[kevsboys]

Opinions

Continued from HERE with @kettuskinchanger

"Techs show up in worse shape, you're fine. No one's gonna give a damn." His voice was hard and flat as he knelt down in front of his bulldog. Petting Max was better than dealing with her one on one. Why Herc had insisted on leaving so damn early in the morning he didn't know, but he didn't appreciate it either. As for the meeting, he wasn't one to worry about how he looked either, happy enough in his jeans and a tee with his jacket with his kill count on it. It was passable. And as a pilot he got a little more leeway than some, but still, he'd meant it when he said the techs showed up in worse shape. They rarely remembered the meetings in enough time to do much more than wipe the majority of the oil off their skin.

[kevsboys]

Of Puppies and Foxes

@kettuskinchanger hit the heart and randomizer gave us 6: Nykas

He may not be as sensitive to ambient magic as his brother or mother, but now that he recognized Kettu’s signature, he could feel when she came through the realms. Shifting forms easily, he took off at a dead run, paws landing almost silently against the forest floor as he weaved between trees, both deadly and not, to find her. All but skidding to a stop before her, he wagged his tail, tongue lolling out from his run. A low canine growl rumbled in his throat, but it wasn’t of threat, but rather happiness. **You’re back~**

[kevsboys]

“I wanna dance with somebody!”

Randomizer gave me 7: Erwin Smith

Erwin had glanced up at her when she came into the room, but he had gone right back to his planning for the next survey mission. At least until she suddenly announced a desire to dance. Head lifting, vibrant blue eyes blinked a couple times in surprise and he offered her a hesitant smile. “I’m not sure I’m the best candidate for that...”

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“What do you mean, you lost it?”

Randomizer gave me 14: Jace

“I mean I was much more worried about not getting bit by that damn shax demon than I was about some silly necklace.” His voice was sharp as he hissed out his response at her, drawing over his iratze to work on healing the cuts and bruises he had gotten during the fight. She should be happy he’d kept her alive, even if her necklace had gotten lost. 

[kevsboys]

“I don’t look that gross, do I?”

Randomizer gave me 3: Chuck

One brow raising at her question, the young pilot snorted derisively. “You really think asking me is your smartest idea?” His father might be infatuated with her, but Chuck still hadn’t warmed up to her in the slightest. He dealt with her because he had to, but it didn’t mean he was the kindest man around.

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“So the map is gone…”

Randomizer said 5: Danno 

It took him a moment to process what the redhead had just said, but when he did, blue eyes widened almost comically for a moment. “What? You lost the map!?” Groaning, Danno scrubbed a hand over his face as he tried to control his temper. Thankfully it was much easier when Steve was not present. “How do you suggest we go about finding them if we don’t have a map?” He hated being out in these woods on a ‘team building exercise’ anyways, and being without the map to the campsite just made him all the more willing to turn around and go back to town.

[kevsboys]

Hit the Heart for a starter

leave a comment if you have a preference or I’ll just use a randomizer

[givemeangstymemes]

80s Songs Sentence Starters

“Listen to your heart, before you let him go.”

“Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love.”

“When you gonna live your life right?”

“Girls just wanna have fun.”

“I thought I told you to leave me.”

“Tell me, how does it feel when your heart grows cold?”

“We belong together.”

“Just as long here in your arms, I could be in no better place.”

“I hang on every word you say.”

“You’re simply the best.”

“I’m never gonna give you up.”

“Life is hard, you know.”

“Who’s gonna drive you home tonight?”

“I’m just tired and bored with myself.”

“Say what you want, but don’t play games.”

“Forever’s gonna start tonight.”

“I wanna dance with somebody!”

“I can’t live with or without you.”

“Don’t forget, it’s me who put you where you are now.”

“I still love you.”

“Don’t you want me?”

“I hear you call my name and it feels like home.”

“I love you though you hurt me so.”

“I need you tonight.”

“I keep looking for something I can’t get.”