*The sight before you wasn’t one that you expected. It is that of a well dressed, regal figure. He seems almost giddy to see you stumble across him. The Skeleton Key greets you with a grin on his face that seems unnaturally wide.*
“Why don’t you send me an ask, eh? That’s what the kids call it nowadays, right?”
(Information AND RULES under cut! please read if you’re gonna send an ask!!)
The mod is trying his damndest… He pinky swears your asks will be answered there is just. So. Many.. (thank you for your support!!))
The mod isn’t answering asks rn / is answering them very slowly!
Asks are now open!!
This is an rp blog of Keith from the game date everything! If that’s not obvious enough of course..
I’m fine with pretty much anything!
Be it a reply, an ask, or even a dm!
(Just make sure it’s respectful if you dm me, still a person behind this blog ahah)
I’m fine with most types of asks, the only thing I ask is that you go insane <3 I just made this for shits and giggles so feel free to go feral in the ask box, that includes suggestive junk if you so please!
Any post that’s out of character will be marked with the tag “out of character” ofc
I also may or may not draw some fanart, and I’m always down to write something out about everybody’s favorite old fuck
Ask away but here are some dos and don’ts
You can:
Ask Keith questions!
Send suggestive stuff *wink wonk*
Send ship stuff
Send memes, art, etc
Roleplay!!
Bully Keith!!! (Please do)
Et cetera!!
You can NOT:
Message me MAJOR noncanon things (ie; stuff about your alternate universe) and expect me to play along
(However, I do love hearing about people’s au’s so feel free to hop in my DMs and tell me about it!! I just prefer this Keith stay as close to canon as I can make him <3 )
I dislike people adding stuff like fanchildren.
I don’t mean to target or bully anyone, but I simply just prefer my blog to remain the way I’d prefer it. I am not upset or offended by anyone sending me noncanon asks, I’m just trying to explain my preference.
While this Keith is not the most canonically accurate, (I made him slightly gayer for dorian than usual yk) I’d prefer him to remain sorta canon Keith(?) human/dateable ocs are fine though
— if I don’t respond to something you sent, don’t take it to heart. I get lazy sometimes 😔🙏
If you spam asks you will automatically be last answering priority (4+ asks in quick succession without me answering a single one, I mean like one every ten minutes or something. Perfectly fine with double or even triple asks!! Just please try and wait your turn, I’m a bit overwhelmed since I’ve suddenly gained a bunch of followers and even more asks <3 )
Please just remember a real life person is behind this blog and that I see everything you send 😭💔
I’ll probably update this again later, but for now that’s all!!!
While wondering your house you see your door cracked open. You don’t remember opening it though. Oddly enough you see a pair of cat ears hanging front the corner of the door.
Walking over to your night stand you put on your Dateviators to try and make sense of the odd display you had just seen
As you make your way back, you are presented with Dorian, as you experience. What you weren’t expecting was for the normally guarded, serious man you were so used to..wearing cat ears and tail.
The silence was deafening really. You and Dorian stared silently at one another. You could see the phone he was given in his hand, he was sending photos of himself to Keith who was locked away as a punishment.
“It’s for Keith…”
“I’m his discord kitten…”
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You take your Dateviators off and onto the upstairs table. That’s enough socialization for the day.
When did you start using dr*gs and which one you prefer. Also made a ship child of you and Dorian, her names Paddy a brass padlock (supposedly the same as the clasp on your coat) sadly she’s much closer to Dorian but when she found out you were her other parent she brings anything you’d request just to spend time with you (she doesn’t know your using her)
“Why, I’ve been a thrill seeker for as long as I can remember! I dunno… maybe a bit of Molly..”
“I HAVE A CHILD!? Ahem— I’ve suddenly noticed that Freddy does not seem to have any milk, I must go get some for the house!”
I just wanna put the record straight, not out of anger or anything like that, just awareness. A lot of people tend to forget this, so allow me to remind you (not you you but like the general you, yk?)
We are human just like you guys! Antisocial Personality Disorder is a complicated thing. Don’t wrap us up into one thing.
I will say, I don’t like Keith. I don’t like the way the game just had him outright saying “I’m a sociopath, baby!”
Because, at least in my experience… no one is ever proud to say that.
We have feelings too. Our feelings can get hurt, believe it or not.
Calling us evil all the time? It sucks.
Again, mod, this isn’t directed to you exactly. It’s just a PSA bc this shit fires me up.
- 🍿
Oh I know!
I’d never dream of treating someone differently because of their disorder I’m sorry if I seemed like I was!! I don’t think anybody is inherently bad because of a disorder they cannot control!! I never meant to say anyone with aspd was evil or anything 😓
