Your Back Doorian

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[imjustadoor]

“Well look who it is?”

A well dressed British gentleman looms over you, his often stone demeanor softening. Not by much, but enough. His arms and body still in an assertive stance. He was on guard as he seems to be often…

His face is the same but there’s a slight gleam in his eyes, almost as if he’s happy to see you?

“Fancy seein you around. This is the front page. It’s quite not a door but it is the entrances. This isn’t much to guard but I still like keeping post…”

“Post…my humor is criminal.”

He spoke dryly but seemed proud of himself…overly. He flashes a quick, proud grin.

“Since it’s just us here feel free to stick around and chat or ‘Ask’. I’m an open book…or an unlocked door, I suppose.”

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[imjustadoor]

Once a bum, Always a bum…

Old habits die hard…

[imjustadoor]

While wondering your house you see your door cracked open. You don’t remember opening it though. Oddly enough you see a pair of cat ears hanging front the corner of the door.

Walking over to your night stand you put on your Dateviators to try and make sense of the odd display you had just seen

As you make your way back, you are presented with Dorian, as you experience. What you weren’t expecting was for the normally guarded, serious man you were so used to..wearing cat ears and tail.

The silence was deafening really. You and Dorian stared silently at one another. You could see the phone he was given in his hand, he was sending photos of himself to Keith who was locked away as a punishment.

“It’s for Keith…”

“I’m his discord kitten…”

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You take your Dateviators off and onto the upstairs table. That’s enough socialization for the day.

Better to leave some things unsaid, right?

I hate you.

You know who you are.

[theoasiswinds]

Here we go all done~! My hubby's DND Fighter~!

Donnern Orkan, he is a 2 handed welding heavy plate proficient fighter with a self proclaimed bad attitude, but is really a loving goober in disguise and very silly.

Personality still in development.

But yeah, hubs likes it, that's why I said I do what I want for your character design and I did.

[imjustadoor]

Dorian how do you feel that a bunch of anon's are trying to get Keith pregnant?

“…Go for it. I’m not endorsing or shaming it. I find it very passionate. They have a goal. I can admire that…”

“He isn’t my baby-daddy. That’s all I care about frankly…”

[imjustadoor]

I'd happily like to see you get dominated by front dorian and yes I'm aware that 17 versions of you are like a hivemind

(@iliveinyourbasementsince2001)

“Oh my…”

“Self love is important I suppose…”

[key-ith]

are the dorian and keith blogs ran by the same mun?

[imjustadoor]

We got a weird Eddie and Volt thing going on❤️

[imjustadoor]

Door breaching is a process used by military, police, or emergency services to force open closed or locked doors. A wide range of methods are available depending on the door's opening direction (inward or outward), construction materials, etc., and one or more of these methods may be used in any given situation. In the United States, residential doors typically open inward while commercial building doors usually open outward. Some breaching methods require specialized equipment and can be categorized as one of the following: mechanical breaching, ballistic breaching, hydraulic breaching, explosive breaching, or thermal breaching.

“…get out.”

[imjustadoor]

🪲❇️ (the beetle seems surprised)

a little ole beetle like me? oh, no, i couldn't possibly!! the offer is very kind mr dorian, but it's much too big for me, heehee!! i'm very content to just sit here on your shoulder and admire it!

- @thatbeetleanon

“If you insist. Make yourself comfortable I suppose.”

Dorian stared at the bug for a second. He was a bit confused how the little fella got in the house, he made an effort to keep any critters out but he supposed Wyndolyn had other priorities. Reaching up he patted the bugs back before getting back to work, but he was clearly still a bit distracted.

[imjustadoor]

did you name your blog after "Just A Man" from Epic: The Musical 🥺

At your question Dorian seemed what he commonly felt nowadays: confused. He wasn’t much into musicals, hearing Johnny sing was enough for him. But without fail you hear that strange little yell from inside your house walls.

“I named it that cause someone else took ‘backDORIAN’ but I do love Epic: The Musical!”

[imjustadoor]

[imjustadoor]

Can I call you fine shyt (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

“..fine..shyt? Is this American slang I haven’t been updated on? Is this a good thing?”

Dorian cleared his throat, struggling to process the remark. It took him an unusually long time to realize that you were actually giving him a compliment.

“I’m flattered…”

“…I think…”

[imjustadoor]

Who’s a good boy?

“That question is up for interpretation. What defines a ‘good boy’? Being respectful and doing good for other objects here? That’s the bare minimum and something anyone should do. And what make someone a Bad Boy them? Not alighting with someone else’s personal views? Causing trouble on purpose like some others?”

Dorian stood still for a moment.

“I am a good man.”

[imjustadoor]

Oh…I’m sorry for your loss.

Dorian didn’t respond, he simply stood there silently…

Yikes

[imjustadoor]

By @purpleblch

[imjustadoor]

Dorian... I'm gonna call Tony to see if we can... Fix this. Please stay with us.

Dorian looks at you, a mix of flattery and worry plastered across his brows.

“…I’m touched by your concern…however may I request you to stay when he arrives. You see..Tony isn’t exactly pleasant company. He’ll mainly just make Hole jokes, very unfunny ones at that…”

“If I was looking for inappropriate and frankly lazy puns I’d go to Ben-hwa.”

The name alone sent a shiver down his spine. Remembering all the wood jokes he had heard time and time again. Unwillingly.

[key-ith]

Be patient guys I’m trying 🤞🧡

[imjustadoor]

He’s trapped in my basement actually y’all. Tied him to a chair in front of a laptop.

He’s not leaving again, trust. 😋