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Captain Morgan-ing like an adult at Disneyland #RealSelfLife #RealSelf #SourceCon Photo by @kalliem #filter and #overediting by captain hotdog thumbs (at Disneyland & Disney California Adventure Park)

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In other news, apparently sending emoji like you're an 8 year-old is the new "Nigerian Prince" phishing scam #SeemsLegit #TotallyNotLegit

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You don't tell me what to do, work-refrigerator-label #Adulting #RealTalk @realself #TGIF

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Large block of ice confusing to local residents. #SlowNewsDay #OK_icecube #olsonkundig (at Occidental Square)

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Goodnight and goodbye, little buddy. I'm gonna miss you, you little hissleflump. #finnythehedgehog #fuckcancer

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@kickstarter funded De La Soul "..And the Anonymous Nobody" USB showed up today. Plug 1 is plugged in @plugwondelasoul and I'm set for the foreseeable future #andtheanonymousnobody #delasoul

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Seems totally legit...

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Every time I come home from the gym: ghost doge #Shibe #Doge #HesACreeper #RangerDanger

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Thursday nights at the Northgate @target, OR: "How to make a sadness cocktail using NOS and Jim Beam @nosenergydrink3434 @jimbeamofficial #MyLife #pnwonderland #PeopleOfTarget (at Target Northgate)

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Finny's hedgie hospice includes a heavy dose of James Garner in The Rockford Files, because he likes 70's Trans Ams #FuckCancer

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Prints by @lorchmiller @tacomaartmuseum #Truth #PNWSaturdays (at Tacoma Art Museum)

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Well, today just got way more awesome-er. SUGARGLIDERS IN THE OFFICE!! Everyone, meet Glitch #RealSelf #petfriendly #startuplife #NothingIsBeingAccomplishedToday

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Me: "Shhh, Mt Rainier is busy naturing..." General Public: "*HONK* ...MOOOMMMMMMM!!!" :random shrieking: Me: "... We need a good plague to burn out this dead wood." #IHatePeople #YourChildIsMyNextSpeedbump (at Paradise, Mount Rainier National Park)

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#24Ever #Griffey Let's play two!! (at Mariners Game - Safeco Field)

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Well, this is a terrible sight to be greeted by... Let's just turn around and go home #LummiIsland #WillowsInn ... I'm gonna get me some gout. (at Willows Inn on Lummi Island)

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En route to @willowsinn via the #whatcomchiefferry for birthday thunder dome. Prepare for #AllTheInstagrams!!! (at Lummi Island Ferry)

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"Lab housing the world's largest machine"? I'm going to quit while I'm ahead and call today a win. #NYTCrossword #CERN #NerdLife (at Starbucks)