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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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almost home
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature
Origami Around
DEAR READER
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@brighter-shades
Polyamory is like taking the fear of “I hope no one else makes my partner feel the way I do” and saying “I hope other people make you feel this way too, because if I can make you feel amazing, and they make you feel amazing, then that’s a whole lot of feeling amazing” and I really do think that is amazing (and hard, but amazing).
i’m interested in stargazing and rough sex
There’s nothing I’m really passionate about. You know, like, I’m not dying to say or do anything, really. And every time I admit that to people, they’re like, “Oh my gosh, that’s so sad.” But… I think that’s the case for most people. You know? Like when I look at my mom, or… the kids at my school, like their profiles or their posts and their Tumblr rants, you realize they’re all just fucked up too… and lost.
EUPHORIA (2019-) | 1x04 - Shook One: Pt II
anyway what’s up everybody im thinking about how amazing and almost holy gay sex is
*holds ur hand* bro… u look so pretty tonight
One kiss on your girl's forehead is much sweeter than thousand on the lips.There is no lust just love and respect.It says "You're mine.Don't ever leave my side".It says"I care about you and I don't want you to get hurt".It says "I will come between you and whatever tries to hurt you".It says " You're my baby and I adore you".
this is 100% why i never fucked with that “normcore” nonsense and why i’m still extremely self-conscious about what i wear and how my clothes fit, even after my weight loss. wearing “normal” clothes only becomes “fashion” when it’s on skinny attractive people and once it’s on a fat person it’s suddenly the trappings of the tacky and the unwashed poors. fuck out of here. you can make anything look good.
I can’t stop laughing at this 😂
1.7% of people are intersex, 2% have green eyes, and 1.5 percent are redheads, but yeah red is a natural hair color, green is a natural eye color, and being intersex is a 'deformity'. Keep pretending gender isn't a social construct
The other day I had a complete crisis over my submissiveness and whether it was degrading myself as a person, whose in a very technical male dominated culture (engineering) , bc I allow myself to part take in sub/dom dynamics outside of it. Thoughts and advice? My dom says I'm okay and that he doesnt think of me as such but I'm still at a loss.
Playing the role of a submissive for your own pleasure isn’t degrading if it’s something you actually want. I’d take a look at your dynamic and make sure everything is going the way you want it to there. Are you getting enough and adequate aftercare? Are you being praised after a scene? Are you getting affirmed that you’re cared for and not actually any of the degrading things that might have been said in a scene? Have a conversation with your Dom about these feelings in relation to your dynamic and make sure you’re getting what you need there.
There’s nothing wrong with being submissive so long as you’re not actually being made to feel “less than” out of a scene. I can go through a super intense degrading scene where I’m treated harshly but the second it’s over, I’m reassured it’s all play. If you’re struggling with your own submission then make sure a) it’s something YOU actually want, not just your partner and b) you’re getting proper aftercare and support from your partner.
I hope you feel better. If these thoughts continue it might be good to take a little D/s break until you figure this stuff out. Don’t let your Dom pressure you to play while you’re going through this crisis. Make sure he respects what you’re going through and is supportive, not dismissive.
@Anonymous: Is the crisis that you’re submissive, heteronormative, or female? What if you were a lesbian, or male?
memeception
WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
I’m not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new language
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”
well i added my contribution : )
why—
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”
One does not simply explain this
Edit:
Another freaking layer!!!
16 motherfucking layers
In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words
(my response to @biggest-goldiest-spoon & @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey )
Yo, I added more layers.
24 layers!
Oh my fucking god-
It took longer to do this than I’m willing to admit.
I’m sorry-
What the fuck? It got longer?
My terrible contribution
every time i see this post it has more additions. bless.
Ten Doctors for The Big Night In
He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.
every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.
Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.
I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF
Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!
You are the future
As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.
Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?
ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit
vive la resistance
Chaotic Good
fun drinking game!
EVERY TIME this post comes up on your dash, you HAVE to take a big ol’ gulp of WATER you dehydrated dumbass.
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