#cern

[theonion]

Expressing deep regret over the catastrophic incident that occurred within the Large Hadron Collider, officials from the European Organization for Nuclear Research, also known as CERN, held a press conference Monday to apologize for the destruction of five parallel universes in a recent experiment. “We are sorry to report that in conducting research involving high-powered proton-proton collisions, we inadvertently caused the implosion of five universes nearly identical to our own,” said CERN Director-General Fabiola Gianotti, adding that billions of people worldwide might have experienced momentary vertigo around 9:45 a.m. as a result of several of their alternate identities being wiped from existence.

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[themakeupbrush]

Molly Bair wearing Iris van Herpen inside the CERN Large Hadron Collider

[lonelychairsatcern]

Down in the tunnels under the main building the archive chairs are hard at work

#b61 #archive #tunnels #CERN

#lonelychairsatcern

[unbfacts]

In 1989, Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented the World Wide Web while working at CERN. Scientists there used many different computers, and sharing information was messy, so he built a simple way to link and access data across computers. That idea became the web.

[lowquats]

more 👏 dads 👏

i’m going to fill another one of these with the rest of the suggestions i got, template is from @/cvtapilrr-mp4!

[siryl]

Another artistic interpretation of a microscopic black hole.

[newtlosses]

my angel (cms particle detector at the lhc in cern)

[creature-wizard]

Seeing pagans fall hook, line, and sinker for any Christofascist conspiracy theory sure is wild. No, CERN did not open a portal to a demonic realm and it will never open a portal to a demonic realm. Here's info on what CERN is actually about:

CERN Conspiracy Theories Debunked: Separating Fact from Fiction. Learn the truth behind claims of black holes, portals, Big Bang recreation,

Anyway, remember that most conspiracy theories going around these days are variations on claims from sources that have been discredited for a long, long time. I suggest these posts:

Check your conspiracy theory. Does it sound anything like this?

Check your conspiracy theory part two: double, double, boil and trouble

Check your conspiracy theory part three: Babylonian Mysteries?? In my religion???

Six Ways To Debunk Any Conspiracy Theory

Tales of Times Forgotten articles on ancient polytheism, atheism, witchcraft, Christianity, & other historical topics everyone should read