i love stanley

Don't be afraid to talk to me - despite any kinds of suspicions you might have! ....alright? *smiles* ( mun: i lazy ) ( ah um! i won't follow you if i don't talk to you at least once// ;; hard for me to initiate-- cry;;; so please send me a message to say hello! ;w;/ )

[ooc-something]

um… ok i want to doodle…. send refs….;;? requests? idk

[friedicecreamkun]

♥ !

23. My muse will cook yours dinner.

[[ :^D featuring keylimegelato-sama ]]

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[keylimegelato-sama]

I wanna do something for 100+ followers, but I don't know what...

plus I still haven't finished that stupid comic CRIES;))))

[keylimegelato-sama]

he's so cute can we just not

art by oochoney ))))))))

[keylimegelato-sama]

honey i'm home for petal ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ

*answers the door*

Wife?

[askfloralcakes-deactivated20150]

Petal: Whatever you say! Also, I only have 2 dollars to my name. I won them after winning a bet with my brother. Um, maybe do you know him? He’s tall, and…he gives flowers to people.

[keylimegelato-sama]

Tall....does he have an eyepatch?

Ahhh, I think I met him! He was crying, I think. Haha, lol...

[keylimegelato-sama]

honey i'm home for petal ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ

*answers the door*

Wife?

[askfloralcakes-deactivated20150]

Petal:  This is absolutely not permission! You can not just go and kill me! Also, i don’t mean arguing as in yelling, I mean arguing as in…like having a discussion. A logical one. In conversations there are always like.. a “defense” you know? Your defense was that you “probably wouldn’t kill me just yet”. You said this in an effort to console me. What I’m saying is your defense is weak…instead you could have said “There’s no way I’d do that! I’m not that kind of person! You’re safe here” and then you could have killed me and taken all of my life savings…

[keylimegelato-sama]

Haha....ha....ever considered that I wasn't really making a def...ense...

..............................................

I mean, you're safe here if you're careful...

Things like talking about my possible chances and opportunities is very thought provoking...............

[kinkan-sakura-daifuku]

Ahhh- chill man- [ pats his head ] psh tiny dong

[keylimegelato-sama]

lmao wtf don't pat my head, kid

[oocfrickedcream]

[oocfrickedcream]

thats why i said Bad street dealing its one sided and he doesnt even kno whats going on just “woaw cool looking person that wants my things ok i give”

[keylimegelato-sama]

merry christmas

[oocfrickedcream]

is this even robbing it seems more like a bad street dealing or something to me

[keylimegelato-sama]

what deal? frey ain't getting anything back from me

[keylimegelato-sama]

Successfully scam and rob Frey out of his things. ✔

[keylimegelato-sama]

To everyone reblogging that "i want to ____ you" post...

The word from me is stab.

Gently or violently... Kindly or Brutally... I don't mind. You can choose.

The word is stab.

[keylimegelato-sama]

sometimes idk what to tw something as because it's something stupid so i'll tag whatever it is to alde tw

it's usually threatening someone with some weird form of punishment idk

most of the time its not even gonna be that bad but just making sure

if you check the post and figure out a good tag then please educate/inform me on/about it! u7u tyvm!!! )))

[ooc-bunny]

if you’re this mad, does it mean you have a tiny dong-?? 

aw so i won? what did I win? your baby dong? are you stabing me with the dong? 

[keylimegelato-sama]

I'm just disappointed that I have to talk to someone this immature.

And you can always come and check me out if you're that willing to push me to show an exact measure..

And I'll stab you with whatever you want as well~ I can beat you around with a dildo too, if that's what you're suggesting for so badly?

Isn't that great? I'm giving you rights to your own misery.

[keylimegelato-sama]

ooc-bunny reblogged your post:ur not scary at all you're rather cute and tiny like your dick

Anon-chan has a name— A- And I know I’m little!

Thanks for showing up.

I'll be taking note of your name for next time I feel like going after people actually on my list.

[keylimegelato-sama]

ur not scary at all you're rather cute and tiny like your dick

A round of applause to cheeky, little anon.

[ x ]

I'd stab you but I'm tired.

[keylimegelato-sama]

)^: who did u lose ur virginity to was it stanley

NO, NOT STANLEY!

Not saying any names (because they’re literally unnamed), but a really, good friend. Ahhh~ I’m showing some humanly qualities~?

[keylimegelato-sama]

ooc-bunny reblogged your post:did you do the potato did you stick it in did you stroke its dong was it big or small was it hard or soft what did he cum omg tell me the details bae

how boring i wantwed you to stick it in a potato okay goodnight

Maybe you can dream about it and tell me...!