🌻

Mainly fairy tail. Has devolved into everything I like ever or find funny.

[displayheartcode]

[kakaphoe]

Did Galavant get cancelled because it was too good for this shitty world?

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

[demilypyro]

I WANT IT THAT WAY

[palmmall]

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

[shortangrybisexual]

Oh my god I totally forgot about that

[keyofaquarius]

You: What's your favorite video game genre?

Me: Character creation screen.

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[bloodbending]

god tier childhood cartoon anthems

> danny phantom theme song > My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark > sweet victory from the bubble bowl episode of spongebob

[goodsprings]

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

[goodsprings]

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

[cosleia]

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

[mixxtapej]

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

[languageoclock]

no auftocorrwct we die lije meb

[detectivesquishy-deactivated202]

It’s not a spoiler if you scroll past it quickly after accidentally reading it

[fwizard]

no regrets

*watches vaguely creepy thing at 1am*

one regret

[prozdvoices]

View this post on Instagram

a villain who unintentionally always does helpful things

[pedro-reed]

[makeitearlgrey]

Is this just a movie filled with animal puns? Because if so I am in

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

[justcallme-molly]

What to say during sex

ooh

ee

ooh ahh ahh

ting

tang

walla walla bing bang

[keyofaquarius]

everyone else: Fuck Tom Nook what a crook !

me: Only 298,000 bells to add a second story to my house ?? Wow that's a good price for installing an entire floor, AND Nook does it in one night !

everyone else: He charges so much for just a simple house !

me: I sure am glad Nook lets you take as long as you need to pay off your loan. He doesn't even charge interest rates !

[officialunitedstates]

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

[katharinemoe]

okay?

[officialunitedstates]

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business

[no-place-like-fandom-blog]

Photographer : So we’re going for the romance novel cover / werewolf pirate look …

Kit: Say no more