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Hello everyone, I am Kaymac! This blog is mainly for Touhou, Bionicle, and Transformers, but you can expect some Pacific Rim, Kamen Rider, Yu-Gi-Oh, Destiny and Halo!

[keytonongu]

The earth shudders or some shit. The seventh butthead has begun it’s approach. Once again the prophecies of those dumbass midgets oppose my will. Must I release these ugly-ass snake things? I must preserve your coma. Their friendship will lose it’s magic. They will lose their jobs. And they will forget what they were supposed to do. Go my ugly snake shrimp bastard children. Use your emo powers. And keep this giant-ass robot asleep.

[keytonongu]

I love that this shitpost I made over 12 years ago is still making the rounds and I get the occassional GMail notification someone liked it.

[markrosewater]

If the practice of making creature subtypes matter in gameplay is called "tribal", what would the equivalent names be for the other card types?

Sub types? There aren’t any. Creature sub types get used so much more that they has a nickname.

[keytonongu]

That make sense. The question came to me when someone asked if “tribal” also extends to non-creature types, which you replied that it doesn’t, which got me thinking what term to use for those decks or sets that base a mechanic around a non-creature subtype (Adventure, Arcane, Gates, Deserts, etc.)

[markrosewater]

What are the chances of MTG related keychains in the future?

What keychains would you all like to see?

[keytonongu]

I'd love to see metal guild signet keychains based on the art from the cards!

[markrosewater]

Is a Commander deck that incorporates slivers a possibility?

Are there enough slivers yet to make a Commander deck?

[keytonongu]

Oh, most certainly there is. What I am guessing the asker meant is if a precon reprinting old ones and making new Commander exclusive one will ever happen.

[medusabraids]

if i knew how to do backflips i wouldn’t know how to act i’d just be doing parkour everywhere like i’m a teen wolf character

[keytonongu]

I'm not sure what would happen if I learned how to backflip, but I imagine it going a lot like the infamous "Back at it again at Krispy Kreme" Vine.

[markrosewater]

Could we ever see an entire (presumably supplemental) Magic set using a non-Magic IP?

Is that something you all would like to see?

[keytonongu]

There are plenty of IPs I’d love to see done as Magic sets, but for various reasons are probably impossible.

[hydro-homies]

My kind of lady

[bingutop]

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

[sonmain]

RUBY AND SAPPHIRE YES PLS

[pyco-circus]

Senator Shockwave

[groovy-mushroom]

tomatoes……

[smooththegoofyshark]

I’m not saying but… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[mia-bean-deactivated20190726]

Mine is Connor from dbh

[c4nn1b4lqu33r]

@figatashi-papo I’m stuck with you… oh no…. how horrible… /s

[newt--x]

Don’t leave me alone with Sherlock please

[wish-ful-thinking513]

Um… a crying anime woman who I don’t know but thought the picture was absolutely beautiful…

[dahliasroses]

Peter and Juno from TPP-

Oh god they’ll be either bickering or making out the whole time

[onedirtysock-deactivated2019052]

juno steel but it’s a monster’s reflection fanart (shocker)

SO

[kittywolves]

NICO DI ANGELO MY BABY!!

[kira-kimura]

I’m locked in an elevator with lucio and Loki. Oh no~

[mienkokhuri]

Muri ma boi

[marielles-cottage]

Locked in an elevator with Asra? This is what I’ve always wanted

[i-am-arcana-trash]

Muriel 💓

[cries-bc-of-npc-deactivated2019]

Julian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[angeliquedevive-deactivated2020]

Roger Maxson

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[merrowench-deactivated20200714]

That’d be one uncomfortable elevator moment. Yu Narukami my anime crush

[quinzelade]

A pit viper @_@

[silenceindustries]

Mega Man X. Well he can wall jump us out!

[keytonongu]

Saheeli Rai! I get the feeling she could invent something on the spot to get us out though.

[markrosewater]

The Elderspell has killed my enthusiasm for WAR. All these awesome Planeswalkers... and now they suck.

Do all creatures suck because mass destruction. spells exist?

[keytonongu]

I think the issue isn't a card like the Elderspell existing, it's the fact it only costs two mana. Planeswalkers will still be decent, and played in high concentrations by some players, but the lingering threat of the Elderspell, a two mana spell that can blow out entire decks, is still a very real reason to not go all in on Walkers.

[markrosewater]

(On Eternalize and Megamorph vs Embalm and Morph) "The frustrating part is we weren’t trying to pass either of those two mechanics off as new mechanics. We were just trying to tweak them slightly to fit the story." I think that when people see a new keyword they get excited, but when they see it is so similar to an old one they judge it harshly. The way that exert kept the same name but got new functionality is exciting, but eternalize being a tweak of embalm is a let-down.

Let’s ask you all. Is tweaking a mechanic and giving it a new name for flavor and slightly altered mechanics something we should or shouldn’t be doing?

[keytonongu]

I think you should continue doing this sort of spin-off mechanic, but be careful with them. I feel like the reason certain people might be sour on these kinds of mechanics is because they wanted a new one in their place instead of a twist on an old one.

[cornmaize]

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

[keytonongu]

Prime Speaker Vannifar... I hope those tentacles she has don't sting like a jellyfish!

[queendice-blog]

Reblog if you love the person in your icon.

[mxrcury-lxve]

[rydertostsart]

These two were a lot of fun, need to redesign more Bionicles

[markrosewater]

If a Dinosaur block came to happen, I'd prefer Lizard Beasts to Dinosaurs because it's more wide-reaching that way, prevents creature type cluttering and both Lizards and Beasts are cool tribes that could use some love. Just my two cents on the issue.

Let’s ask the Question Marks. If we did a set with Dinosaurs, which creature type would you prefer?

a) Lizard Beast

b) Dinosaur

c) Other

Please explain why.

[keytonongu]

I’d definitely prefer Dinosaur because it has been too long that they haven’t been a creature type, and new creature types get introduced all the time. (Looking at Aetherborn and Monkey as recent ones.). It also doesn’t hurt too much considering the lack of cards that reference lizards or beasts specifically. (There are definitely more that reference beasts though.)

[markrosewater]

Is there any likelihood we'll see another set like Origins, explaining the backstories of other well-known planeswalkers? Would it be Standard legal or supplementary if it was to ever happen?

Is that something people would like? If so, whose origin would you like to see?

[keytonongu]

I’d personally like to see Ajani, Garruk, Tamiyo, Sarkhan, and Ob Nixilis have their Origins told in set form. More flip walkers!

[iremadejakjafsjkfdsjkdsfk-deact]

ちょっぴり背伸び妖夢ちゃん by 音羽

[lunacyoflegomanvalues]

Suddenly I’m legitimately curious as to just how many kids accidentally google image searched “bara manga” in 2009 and whether this played any role in Bionicle’s cancellation