Airachnid Apologist

Jazzy/Queen | 30 | ♏ | she/they/it

[sadisthetic]

melt

[moonybamboony-deactivated202508]

what are you 🫵 (poll)

sanguine - blood

choleric - yellow bile

melancholic - black bile

phlegmatic - phlegm

Voting ended onMay 22, 2024

test

edit: DO NOT VOTE BASED ON THE VIBES OF THE FLUIDS 😭

[tokyofashionpolice]

Why does no one talk about this

[barksbog]

panther chameleon plushies!!!

based on the Amilobe locality of Furcifer pardalis

magnetic little hands for to grab things

soft

funny eyes

doesn´t need high humidty or complex care!

teddy joints for to move their little legs

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adopt one from my bog

barks-bog.com

[barksbog]

THESE ARE PLUSHIES

I MADE THEM WITH MY HANDS

PLEASE DO NOT BE FOOLED

[sasukesuchihasss-deactivated202]

(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

[draconym]

Let's make a dog

leg

ear

snout

length

tail

hair

Voting ended onApr 28, 2024

As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

[draconym]

It's time to make our dog! Let's look at the stats and compare them to an average looking dog.

And now let's adjust Our Dog's proportions accordingly.

Looks great so far! Let's put this dog together.

Wow! Wow. That sure is a dog. Probably.

[funbearer]

[aairachnid]

Rewatching Danny Phantom made me realize that Vlad is the most petty man alive and it's great

[messygoku]

"cant boycott McDonald's because it's my comfort food"

"cant boycott Starbucks because it's convenient for me to eat breakfast there and I need my little treats uwu"

"cant boycott Eurovision because I like the music"

damn. cant do shit. almost like it means nothing to u

[justanotherfanartist]

If you could magically be amazing at anything what would you pick except it’s niche things I want to get good at:

Jazz guitar (like Wes Montgomery)

Making video games

Astrophysics

Flirting with strangers

Jazz singing (like Billie Holiday/Chet Baker)

DIY clothes/tailoring

Writing long, deliciously detailed fanfiction

Getting people you’re obsessed with out of your head

Knowing exactly what your sexuality is

Voting ended onMay 13, 2024

[justanotherfanartist]

you people are NOT reblogging this

[were--ralph]

Surprise! Your significant other just turned into a werewolf! how do you feel about this? (if you have no S/O, pretend you do)

IMMEDIATELY looking for a cure I can't deal with this

I'm completely indifferent. tch. whatever.

we're fucking right now

convince them to bite you

convince them to bite you (sexual)

PET PET PET PET PET

run away with them into a forest and never return

inspect the beans

test out their new abilities

something about pineapples

knot

something else entirely (no cheating with multiple options)

Voting ended onMay 14, 2024

If you're poly then all of them are werewolves

[andorerso]

"they make me insane" and it's my own ocs

[anonpolls]

What kinda age differences are appropriate when you’re shipping two (fictional) adults?

1-3 years

4-6 years

7-10 years

The two options on the top

All three options on the top

Even more than that

results

Voting ended onMay 14, 2024

Note from Anon:

“Please say your opinion in the tags! I’m asking cuz I have two oc ships and I’m afraid that the age differences might be a problem, the first is a 28 year old x a 31 year old the other is a 41 year old x a 46 year old.”

-submit your poll!-

[sourdough-seal]

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

[flurifan]

ur alignment based on how u rinse after brushing ur teeth

[daily-spooky]

[demilypyro]

Ok wait let her speak

[dontbeanass-deactivated20240801]

Please give evidence beyond “I hate them” or “I like sleeping in” or “I have to get up early”, none of which is actual evidence

Signed

an actual morning person

[princecharmingtobe]

Night person who needs to see a doctor/get your car worked on/go to the bank/buy groceries, etc? You're gonna have to sacrifice sleep for it. Because for some reason it was decided that most places of business should open in the morning and close in the evening. Fewer and fewer places are 24/7. Wanna go for a nice stroll in the park? Tough shit, they close at sundown. Hell, want to just go for a walk in general? Fair chance of being harassed by the cops because being out and about in the dark is "suspicious" behavior. Want something that's not fast food and don't want to/can't cook for yourself? Best we can do is a diner like Denny's or IHOP. Got a loved one in the hospital you want to visit between work and sleep? Either gotta get up early or stay up late to meet visiting hours.

And let's not forget, no matter how little you actually sleep and how much you actually get done, if you're not awake during certain hours it means you're a lazy good-for-nothing. Express a desire for more places open 24/7? Selfish and entitled. Complain about how noisy your neighbors are during your sleep hours? Well you can't expect the world to tiptoe around you. But also you'd better keep it down at night because other people are sleeping!

But don't worry! There are plenty of guides on how to "fix" your sleep schedule out there! You just have to follow a strict, often disruptive routine that you can never stray from even a little or else you'll fall back to your natural sleep schedule lazy, undisciplined ways.

[doomhamster]

And at that, good luck finding a job that doesn't expect you to be in by 9 AM at the latest. Which means getting up at 7:30 AM at the latest, earlier if you have a commute. Which means getting to bed at 11:30 PM at the latest.

Which means night owls have a straight choice between self-employment/freelance work, with all its insecurities, or constant self-torture. (Oh yeah, sleep deprivation does count as torture, per the UN.)