Bladow

itai

[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[tastyrepulsorboots]

Yeah, same

[cornmaize]

i cant totally hear the radio from the room below me but the bump before returning sounded like:

xxxx to forget how painful it was when your parents died

[cornmaize]

(wafting up from the pavement below)

guy we’re breaking up… over a blow pop?

i feel you dude

i hooked up w you and thats what you wanted right?

damn girl cold as ice

……

baskin williams? he’s just a player all the girls want

baskin??? this was repeated multiple times, took me a while to realize it wasnt my mind doing a marriage between sherwin williams and baskin robbins but no, baskin is a hot guy all the girls want. if she’s at this motel she is not in baskin william’s league, rip

he has long hair and its blonde too and he plays like a dork. and .. waffle house

realizing hook up w is make out w i feel betrayed as now it is very annoying and not titillating at all.

“get away from that thirsty girl”

[cornmaize]

had a dream w maury just fucking w ppl

henry jr he is-not…

been providing a steady home for you has he?…

he is-not..

been in this child’s life for the first 4 years is that right? does he call him daddy?…

in the case of henry jr’s jr (that is how it is spelled and read,) you are… not…

going to believe the show we have for you later folks, this man is claiming only 1 and 1/2 of his quadruplets are his!

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[cornmaize]

i hate spelling mozzarella. this can not possibly be how it is spelled

[haleyatwell]

REAR WINDOW (1954) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

[notallmensheviks]

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[sic-sempervirens]

Holiday tradition

[cubeghost]

"i hate that fucking lizard"

[triviallytrue]

[3liza]

[cornmaize]

tv edit of die hard 3 is so racist. you go to harlem and a bunch of guys hanging on the street sees you have a sandwich board of “i hate everybody” and that’s enough for these guys to become upset at you. to go get guns even. because white guy here hates everybody.

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

oh sunk-cost fallacy we're really in it now

[tami-taylors-hair]

I'm not about to argue the finer points of Southern culture with anyone, because I can accept that I was born and raised in the hot flames of a dumpster fire, but I'll tell you gotdamned commie Yankees one thing: I'd rather be dead in the hallowed halls of a Cook Out than alive in an In-N-Out

[casataco]

I have found the problem is plainly classism.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

i know it’s not exactly the main point here but who the fuck is scared of “regular hamburger”

[sreegs]

this has gotta be rage bait californians cant be that dumb

can they?

[fatmagic]

[play-now-my-lord]

7-11 CLERK: lovely day outside, isn't it ME: uhhh ME INTERNALLY: shit. I didn't notice. How do I continue this conversation MY INNER MONOLOGUE: Service workers love it when you tell them the things mortal men were not meant to know, when you speak to them of principalities and powers upon the earth ME: In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? 7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see! ME: For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness 7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all light ME: Wanes the light - right - wanes the light and waxes the solar eye. Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing. The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor 7-11 CLERK: Is that hot dog a quarter pound big bite or a spicy bite. They're priced different ME: Which one is cheaper