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MEN CAN CONTROL THEIR URGES THEY ARE JUST TAUGHT THAT THEY DON’T HAVE TO
Made em from scratch (except for the chain)
Holy shit. That's... Awesome...
Hello <3
Are you trying to kill me
THE DUCK SLIPPERS! i just cant
THE CAT IN THE SINK OMG
i have been laughing at this for 10 years
I’m sorry Dog-people..but cats are way more entertaining than dogs.
Adventure Time
I want to take this moment to say: I LOVE BMO.
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
gay avenger.
Bless the Gay Avenger
SARAH
ARE THOSE HAWKEYES ARMS
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SIE SIND DAS ESSIN UND WIR SIND DIE JAECAR
ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
Dinosaurs, OBVIOUSLY
twinkle twinkle little prick
you have a really tiny dick
stop shaming girls for who they screw
just because it isn’t you