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enjoy posts made by others callum 18

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since the B in LGBT stands for “bisexual”, doesn’t that imply that there are only two genders?

[plantguylester]

if I’m bilingual doesn’t that imply that there are only two languages 

[lesnienka-deactivated20170311]

A friendly fox in Pripyat, Chernobyl exclusion zone

[purified-zone]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

*happy cheerful music as fox plays in deserted nuclear radiation land*

[bisexualpiratequeen]

This is the aesthetic

[atomkind-deactivated20150911]

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck

[peachesandcremated-deactivated2]

I like piss

[peachesandcremated-deactivated2]

My bad read this wrong fam

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

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It’s been a while since I fucked up a song this badly, so here you go Lyrics: … spirit’s sleeping somewhere cold Until you find it there, and lead it back home Up me wake! Up me wake inside! Can’t me wake! Up me wake insi- kMEEEEEEEEE Call my name and save meɘm ɘvɒƨ Up me wake! Bid bid blood blood blood Up me wake! For- Me wake WAKE! Save me! Save me from the nothing I’ve become (sound of the song ascending)

[stellalights]

[astral-butch-deactivated2019082]

Bug spray.. but for men

[lesbianbettyboop]

Mace

[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

[babyanimalgifs]

OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE

[strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac]

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

tumblr, where I have to explain why child labor is wrong to 27 year old libertarians

[higher-order]

Some kids literally have no choice but to work because their family is desperately poor. Are you going to prevent a family from having that extra income because it gives you moral fuzzys?

[the-knights-are-not-dead-deacti]

tumblr, where I have to explain why child labor is wrong to 27 year old libertarians

[erinisthecoolest-blog]

If I could have worked at 15 years old i would have been estatic. No place in my town would hire me in fear of labor laws. Fight me.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[millennialfirebird]

so the gifset didn’t load correctly

[caterpie]

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[josskuhh]

“I don’t want my life to imitate art, I want my life to be art.” - Carrie Fisher

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[babyanimalgifs]

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

[brbjellyfishing]

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

[toytowns]

“woah, wow, woah”

[paddysnuffles]

Animal sizes for comparison

Moose

Grey Wolf

Maned Wolf

Sea Otter

Toucan

Grizzly Bear

Polar Bear

Stellar Sea Lion

Cow

Pig

Raven

Black Bear & Bengal Tiger

White-Tailed Deer

Buffalo

Capybara

[ange--de-lumiere]

me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

[riquis]

THAT COW IS A HORSE.

[berserk-al]

That first maned wolf is a model.

[powerburial]

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

[iamoutofideas]

who’s papa john

[iamoutofideas]

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.