Yes Khaleesi, but we are not men @khaleesi-cousland - Tumblr Blog

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

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cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

lazytechsupport

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

learning2swim

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

gabriellabowden

Being a girl in this world is honestly so strange like do u know how much we miss out on because we are scared? How much of the night We don’t get to see because walking around alone is too dangerous? Do u notice the way girls walk at night, and does your heart hurt when U see them quicken their pace and lower their gaze when men walk past? Mine does

ladyr695

Is Jamie dead?

Is Jamie dead? Is that Arya with his face planning to kill Cercei? Arya was eyeing Jamie at the dinner, could she have killed him and taken his face?

veronica-197

Cersei of the House Lannister the First of Her Name

Mad Queen ♥

blackaerith

Me: ay ay what’s Tommen’s favorite season

Friend: no, don’t fucking say -

Me: FALL

Friend:

best-of-memes

gunsounds-deactivated20170824

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

cephalopodvictorious

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

gutsygumshoe-blog1

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

bastillearda2018

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

erdsthenerds

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

threehourstonevada

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore.

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There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

dynastylnoire

I’m so ready for sundress season.

whenemmafallsinlove

reblog to save a thigh

earthlyeaysia

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

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do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

missingdinosaur-deactivated2013

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

princekarkat

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031

Omg I can’t

mr-dilliams

As a guy I second this.

microbewrangler

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

naamahdarling

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

chadjesus

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

wildeismsremade-deactivated2019

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

aphtaiwan-deactivated20140530

what why would you use numbers

aujo-deactivated20200213

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

theinatorinator-deactivated2020

America makes no sense, as usual.

fndungeonmom

bless the person that actually made the chart

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laughter from France

France what the fuck

swordbabe-deactivated20151016

SAY IT WITH ME

the mitochondria are not “deep”

the mitochondria are not “quirky”

the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell

STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

viridiansunlight

You can’t stop me

epicmeatbun

what

pluspluspangolin

P A S T E L M E T A B O L I S M

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Imagine explaining this joke to a person who has never used tumblr.

meinewortesindwundershon-deacti

damn, Tina!

sourcedumal

Tina is about that life.

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I love the confidence that Tina slowly has been growing

andreii-tarkovsky

Fresh Off the Boat - “Hi, My Name Is…”

aj-elloo

YES

wumbawoman

Why Uzo Aduba wouldn’t change her name:

My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means “The road is good.” Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, “Why?” I said, “Nobody can pronounce it.” Without missing a beat, she said, “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.”

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They can learn