Sick, like, crazy?

Annie | she/her | gods favorite bisexual | gigglesbatch on ao3

[hollandersbuttplug]

In honor of season 2, I've changed my name

hollanders-left-tit --> hollandersbuttplug

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[shaneseggs]

someone asked shane "what's the best movie of all time?" and shane responded "well i havent seen every movie yet so i cant say"

[svetaroses]

So Svetlana and Rose meet at the wedding right? And they’re giggling and gossiping and Svetlana is telling Rose that Ilya was sooooo monster jealous while Rose was with Shane and Rose goes “no way? While he was with you?” And Svetlana goes mm no we were not together. And Rose goes, “oh good! I know Shane is the love of his life or whatever” Svetlana laughs “but damn, if I had you I would not let you go” and she sips her champagne just in time for Svetlana to slide a hand up her thigh a liiiiiittle too high to be casual and go

“would you like to?”

“What?”

“Have me :)”

Rose chokes on her champagne and has a very good night

[russianblush]

thinking about hudcon taking russian dialect lessons together this season <3

[hudsonswilliams]

[shanesloverboy]

This is fine 🤠

[scunthotter]

Why would you hate Ilya? That's literally #MyIlya.

[scunthotter]

Like what would you even say to hate on him? Like oh no, he's too funny and sexy and his dick is too big? Be for real.

[gimmiekiss1221]

somewhere right now in toronto they're bolting a chair to the floor for the trophy room scene never kill yourself babe

[hr-rep]

Harris wakes up to headlines that are just versions of “TROUBLE IN HOCKEY PARADISE?: ROZANOV AND HOLLANDER SEEN ALLEGEDLY THROWING FISTS IN OTTAWA NIGHTCLUB” and Shane sends him a rambling explanation about how he would Never abuse Ilya and it’s all a misunderstanding etc etc while Ilya just sends was a sex thing sorry ((

[hollandersbuttplug]

new name is iconic

the most iconic character in tlg deserves tribute 🫡

[duckduckhonk]

what you gotta put up with when he lets you hit whenever and however you want (and more)

[cloudabserk]

revenge

[burntblueberrywaffles]

"It’s pretty late so I can’t read this entire 60k fic, I’ll just check out the first chapter 🥰" <- dumb bitch who has never once learned from her mistakes

[hollandersbuttplug]

In honor of season 2, I've changed my blog name!

hollanders-left-tit --> hollandersbuttplug

[fuckyoucanada]

Hollanov Crack fic where while they’re soft launching their friendship, Shane mentions to Ilya that he’s basing how he interacts in public with Ilya on his friendship with Hayden. Would he carpool with Hayden? Yes, so they can do that, etc.

Except Shane likes being friendly with Ilya in public so much that he seriously considers how much better it would be if they held hands! So Shane does and it’s fantastic. He gets so high off the feeling of being with Ilya that his restrictive plan falls to the wayside and he’s touching Ilya constantly when they’re together, giving him little pecks on the cheek, so glad he forgot about the plan for once and just—went for it! They can just soft launching their friendship their actual relationship, not saying anything, and letting people realize on their own!

Only Shane never mentioned this to Ilya and he is still under the impression Shane is only doing things with Ilya that he would with Hayden and wtf do you mean Shane holds hands with Hayden??? He kisses him on the cheek???? This isn’t fucking okay hollader!

Ilya just seething with jealousy and in a horror movie in his head about what else Shane does with Hayden that he considers “just friends” things while Shane is living out a rom com

[russianblush]

We get together. We fuck. Is simple. #MeWhenILie