Tgk : @geglik50
Monterey Bay Aquarium
šŖ¼

oozey mess
RMH
d e v o n
taylor price

Andulka
almost home

Discoholic šŖ©
wallacepolsom

Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
No title available
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost

⣠Chile in a Photography ā£
š
Game of Thrones Daily
sheepfilms
Misplaced Lens Cap

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from South Korea

seen from South Korea

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from India
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from France
seen from Germany
@kharnthebetraye
Tgk : @geglik50
cait nsfw alphabet please
Cait NSFW Alphabet
ā¼ Word Count Ā» 1.0k ā¼ Warnings Ā» Rough Sex, MDNI ā¼ Genre Ā» NSFW, Romantic
Late Mornings
A/N: Just a short little thang I felt like writing. The idea of writing a smut w/ these two is very tempting š§š§
Incubus x Gender neutral reader x Succubus
Summary: Just a normal morning with your secret succubus/incubus roommates, nothing odd here at all
āHey, have you been going into my room lately?ā
You looked down into your cup of warm tea, sticking your thumb in to feel the temperature.Ā
Your female roommate scoffed, cutting herself off with a laugh.
āWhat? No. What kind of question is that, why would I go into your room?ā
yandere twins introduction
āwherever you go, whatever you do, they'll always trail behind.
directory: part two here. contents: yandere male x gender-neutral reader. yandere female x gender-neutral reader. only reference to reader/darling is 'you' and 'firestorm' as a nickname. implied murders.
notes: refurbished this old little thing, hope you enjoy!
As a child from a family who owned one of the most prestigious universities in the country, your recent transfer to another left you feeling lost, especially since you didn't know anyone. While you couldāve easily coasted through life on the backs of your parentsā power, your father wanted you to prove that you had ācapabilitiesā. Whatever that meant.
At the very least, you had enough allowance to afford a dormitory on campus. And maybe more than that. You spent some cash trying to make sure you could give positive first impressions, indulging in a few hobbies here and there, and before you knew it your first week went by smoothly.
You were able to befriend numerous groups and floated between cliques. And it wasn't long before your name was passed around and people were vaguely familiar with you. By the end of the first month, everyone knew you. You were being greeted in the hallways, given free things for your acquaintanceship, invited to every event... People were so comfortable with you that even gossip presented itself freely.
And while you may not consider yourself someone who actively looks for gossip, hearing about all the dirt on others helps you know who to avoidā¦or who to approach when you need something.
Of the gossip, one caught your curiosity: A pair of twins had just begun attending a month into the semester. But you didn't have faces to tie to the names people gave you ā The Mihailovs twins.
Bottom Yandere slasher x final boy male reader head cannons~! ą«® ོ⧠⩠⦠ོš¬
blowjobs, knife play, degrading, large bottom, small top āą±Øą§Ėā”Ė ą£Ŗ
You were out and about camping on a little trip with your friends when he first had seen you, staring and blinking over at you like a frog. Something inside his cold body came back to life like a zombie breathing air once again. He had to have you and he would have you no matter what he had to do or who he had to clear. Taking you in the middle of the night after dealing with your friends, heād have you dragged back to his cabin and just stare at your sleeping form for hours.
Heād blink over at you blushing under his mask obsessing over your every muscle and your short frame, you woke up screaming shouting any sort of insult just trying to escape only to fail each time with him frowning and locking you back up in his bedroom. āIām not your fucking pet you big idiot! You canāt keep me!ā Youād shout at him angrily but heād only tilt his head as though he didnāt understand what you were speaking to him but he did understand you were upset by the tone you were using.
The slasher would keep you for months, heād feed you and cling to you leaving you never alone because he was by your side each and every hour of the day. His arms held you in a bone crushingly tight spooning position in bed leaving you conflicted on how you could fall for a man like him? Maybe you were in live or maybe it was all the stressful hormones combined with the built up Stockholm syndrome that had you all over him by the end of the second month.
The first time you had sex with him was during your most recent escape, you found his knife, you tried to attack him from behind but with his tall stature you failed only having him on top of you pinning you to the ground. not before you shoved the knife against him threatening him going feral in anger. The hard feeling beneath you is what brought your mind to a clearer thinking. He was hard, how could he possibly be hard in a situation like this? You just tried to kill him and make your escape āare you seriously fucking hard right now? Youāre a horny gain arentācha!ā Youād mock him feeling a smile creeping on your face.
Not even thirty minutes later youāre completely stripped holding him up on top of you with your hand shakily holding the knife to his thigh only grunting when he lifts himself up and down on your cock āo-oh shit, wasnāt expecting thisā the slasher is even more infatuated with you at this point, the size of your cock had him intimidated at first when he seen a proud seven and a halfā eight inches when hard cock looking at him for the first time since this was his first sexual encounter, shockingly sex wasnāt common for a crazed serial killer.
After that moment on the kitchen floor of his cabin this manās silent and cold demeanor shifts into more, you fucked him into being domestic, wanting to make you happy trying to get you to want to willingly stay with him even if it means he had to please you. His face in your balls with his knife thrown to the ground while he attempts to give you a blow job ācāmon you can take a little more right, youāre a big man so shove it a little down that throatā you couldnāt help but be cruel to him with your hand gripping the rubber backing of his mask and forcing his face down on your crotch reminding him that while he kidnapped you, he lacked all his control when you were in the mix.
When you finally come around to the slasher, youāre grueling with him in sex, your arms would wrap around his body jerking your hips harshly between his thighs fucking him like a manic and pulling his mask back making him groan feeling more exposed and vulnerable before you, āare all serial killers preening sluts?ā You couldnāt help but just egg him, not when you felt his walls gripping you back every time you spoke them making you a mess burying your face into his chest heaving and moaning on top of him fucking him like you need it.
yandere! popular girl x gn!reader x yandere emo boy
A/n: "Mimi" is 18 years old and a senior! This post is nsfw so minors do not interact! Sorry for the shitty ending, I'm too sleepy
šyandere! Popular girl who first introduced herself as "Mimi", refusing to tell you her real name as she found you sitting alone at lunch. Riley having left to go and get a lunch for himself
"saw you by yourself and I couldn't leave such a cute thing all by their lonesome! What's your name sweetheart?"
šŗMimi follows you everywhere, much to Riley's displeasure, she quickly becomes someone fun and reliable for you to hang out with. You never seemed to notice the tension she had with the aforementioned goth
š·Mimi slowly pushes the boundaries of your friendship, Getting very touchy feely and claiming it was how she was with all her friends! Which isn't much of a lie since you've seen how she acts the same with them.. but still, you could swear she was more personal with you..
Ashot and Yar, Yar and Ashot
got more in cooking but time is not on my side lol
Factions for a story im working on
It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr š„³
Jason Todd: dragging himself out of his grave, coughing up dirt "Okay⦠what the hell just happened?"
Jason: slowly remembering "Wait⦠Joker⦠a crowbar⦠oh, Iām about to commit some UNSPEAKABLE acts."
Jason: staring at his own tombstone "They really put 'Beloved Son' on this? Tch⦠Thatās rich."
Jason: grabs the nearest crowbar from a random alley "Alright, Clown. Time for a little poetic justice."
Meanwhile, somewhere in Gothamā
Joker: sipping a drink, suddenly gets full-body chills "Why do I feel like Iām about to have a really bad day?"
The USS Arleigh Burke (DDG-51) pitched and rolled violently as it struggled through the raging North Atlantic storm, its bow rising and crashing into the black, foam-capped waves with the force of a battering ram. The wind screamed through the shipās mast, rattling the radar arrays and sensors mounted atop the superstructure, while rain lashed the deck in thick, stinging sheets. The sky was a swirling mass of dark gray clouds, their bellies flashing with the occasional flicker of lightning, casting jagged streaks of light across the churning ocean. Visibility was nonexistent beyond a few dozen yardsābeyond that was only the void, an unrelenting wall of water and wind that had swallowed them whole.
Somewhere out there, the fleet was moving without themāa vast armada of American, British, French, and Norwegian warships and landing vessels, all steaming toward the northern Soviet stronghold of Murmansk. After thirty-six years of war, since the day Soviet and Warsaw Pact forces poured through the Berlin Wall in 1953, the world had become little more than a battlefield, a wasteland of attrition, with nations locked in an endless cycle of violence. And now, in 1989, the war still raged, with Murmansk as the next target in the Westās desperate push to break the Soviet war machine. But the Arleigh Burke, one of the most advanced warships in the American fleet, was lostāseparated from the invasion force, alone in the freezing hell of the North Atlantic, with no way of knowing if they were steaming toward safety or straight into the jaws of a Soviet hunter-killer group.
Inside the bridge, the tension was suffocating. The space was alive with flashing indicator lights, the sharp electronic hum of radar and sonar equipment, and the tense voices of officers and enlisted men desperately trying to regain their bearings. Commander Thomas Garrett stood at the center, gripping the edge of the chart table, his knuckles white from the strain as the deck shifted unpredictably beneath him. His sharp eyes flickered between the rain-streaked windows and the flickering navigation displays, but neither gave him any comfort.
"Navigation, where the hell are we?" Garrett snapped over the din, his voice barely carrying over the stormās howl.
"Sir, GPS is downāinterference from the storm," Lt. Junior Grade Mathis, the navigator, called back, his hands working feverishly over the plotting table. "Weāve been dead reckoning for the past hour, but these swells are throwing off our estimates. Last confirmed position put us north of Sweden, but without a visual fix, I canāt say for sure."
Garrett clenched his jaw. "Comms, tell me youāve got something."
"Nothing, sir," came the frustrated response from Lieutenant Ramirez, head of communications. "SATCOMās fried in this weather, and HF is nothing but static. Even ELFās spottyāstormās playing hell with long-range transmissions. We might be able to raise one of the subs if we hold transmission long enough, but itās a long shot."
Garrett exhaled sharply, glancing at his Executive Officer, Commander Bill Carter, a grizzled veteran with deep lines carved into his face from years of war. Carter stood with arms crossed, his expression unreadable, but the tension in his posture was clear.
"Weāve got two choices," Carter said, speaking low enough for only Garrett to hear. "Oneāwe hold position, ride this bastard out, and hope the fleet circles back for us. Twoāwe push east, try to slip under the storm and reestablish contact."
Garrett frowned. "Push east where? We could be sailing right into a Soviet patrol line, Bill."
"Or we could get back to the fleet and not miss the landing," Carter countered, his voice firm. "Weāre needed at Murmansk, sir. If we donāt make it, those Marines and Royal Commandos are going in with one less destroyer covering them. The fleetās counting on us."
Garrett knew he was right. The USS Arleigh Burke was more than just another ship in the fleetāit was a spearhead
Beneath the raging storm, in the crushing black depths of the Arctic Ocean, K-27B Komsomolets moved like a phantom. The Soviet attack submarine, a heavily modified offshoot of the Victor III-class, was built for exactly this kind of huntāsilent, patient, and deadly. For the past two hours, she had been shadowing the USS Arleigh Burke, stalking her through the storm like a predator trailing wounded prey. The Americans didnāt know it yet, but they were no longer alone.
Inside Komsomolets, the control room was bathed in dim red lighting, the only illumination coming from the soft glow of instrument panels and sonar displays. The atmosphere was thick with tension, but not a word was spoken above a whisper. Every man aboard knew his job, and every movement was made with careful, deliberate precision. Captain 2nd Rank Alexei Gromov stood near the periscope housing, eyes locked on the tactical display. His crew worked with the quiet discipline drilled into them through years of serviceāthere was no need for orders beyond the occasional low-toned command.
"Contact still holding steady, bearing zero-eight-five," Senior Lieutenant Mikhailov, the sonar officer, reported in a hushed voice. His headphones were pressed tight over his ears, listening for the telltale signature of the American destroyerās LM2500 gas turbinesāa sound unmistakable even in the chaos of the storm above. "They have no idea weāre here."
"Range?" Gromov asked, his voice calm, almost casual.
"Four thousand meters. Closing, but slow. Theyāre likely adjusting course," Mikhailov replied, eyes never leaving his screen. "No active sonar pings, no rapid turnsāstandard lost-ship behavior."
Gromov nodded. The Arleigh Burke was a formidable opponentāAegis-class radar, sonar arrays, towed decoys, and a magazine full of anti-submarine rockets and torpedoesābut she was blind in this weather. The storm disrupted their sensors, and they were relying on dead reckoning to find their way back to the fleet. That made them vulnerable.
The K-27B was equipped with MGK-540 "Skat-3" sonar, a system that had proven itself capable of detecting American ships well before they ever knew a submarine was in the area. More importantly, her anechoic coating and improved noise-dampening technology made her a ghost in the water. Even if the Arleigh Burke decided to sweep with passive sonar, all they would hear was the roar of the storm.
"Weapons status?" Gromov asked, eyes flicking toward the torpedo control console.
"Four Type 65-76A torpedoes loaded, tubes one through four. All systems green," reported the weapons officer, a young but seasoned Lieutenant Stepanov. "We can fire on your command, Comrade Captain."
Gromov folded his arms. He had no orders to attackāonly to observe, report, and, if the Americans got too close to Soviet territorial waters, eliminate. His orders were to let the Americans make the first mistake. If they turned their active sonar on, if they altered course into contested waters, if they even hinted at detecting himāhe would strike.
He glanced at the plotting table. The Arleigh Burke was still straying dangerously close to Soviet-patrolled waters. If they kept their current heading, they would be within engagement range of Murmanskās coastal defenses within a few hours. The fleet they were searching for was likely steaming ahead without themāan American warship alone in these waters was an opportunity the Soviets wouldnāt ignore.
Gromov took a slow breath, considering his options. "Hold position. Maintain shadowing distance. Keep tracking but do not engage unless ordered," he said, his voice cool and measured. "Let them wander a little longer."
Mikhailov smirked slightly under his breath. "Poor bastards," he muttered.
Gromov said nothing. He just watched the silent hunt unfold, knowing full well that the USS Arleigh Burke had no idea she was being followed by something that could end her in a matter of minutes.
For hours, K-27B Komsomolets stalked the USS Arleigh Burke, its silent presence masked beneath the thunderous chaos of the storm. The American destroyer, blind and lost, continued on its erratic course, trying desperately to reestablish contact with its fleet. But there was no fleetānot here. If they had been anywhere close, the Soviet submarineās sonar would have picked up the distant hum of turbine engines or the steady ping of radar sweeps. There was nothing. The Arleigh Burke was truly alone.
Captain Alexei Gromov stood motionless near the periscope, his face illuminated only by the dim red light of the control room. He had hoped the Americans would unwittingly lead him to the invasion force, allowing Soviet naval command to position their own assets for an ambush. Instead, they had led him nowhere. They were drifting toward deeper waters, away from the primary invasion corridor, and if he let them go much farther, they might slip away entirely.
The radio operator, Senior Lieutenant Petrov, adjusted his headset, listening intently to the encoded message coming in on the low-frequency ELF transmission. When he finally turned, his face was unreadable.
"Captain," Petrov said. "Orders from Northern Fleet Command. We are to sink the target immediately. No survivors."
A silence settled over the control room, thick and suffocating. Every officer within earshot straightened slightly, their expressions unreadable, but the weight of the order was clear. This was no longer an observation mission. This was an execution.
Gromov inhaled slowly, his fingers tightening behind his back. It was not an order he had been hoping for, nor one he particularly relished. The USS Arleigh Burke was a fine warship, and her crew had fought in this war as long as he had. But war had no room for sentiment. The Americans would not hesitate to sink a Soviet vessel in the same situation.
"Helm," Gromov said quietly, his voice smooth but firm. "Adjust courseābearing zero-eight-seven, speed five knots. Bring us into the optimal firing position."
"Zero-eight-seven, five knots, aye," the helmsman repeated, hands steady as he made the adjustments.
"Mikhailov," Gromov continued, turning to the sonar officer, "confirm firing solution."
"Target remains steady on bearing zero-nine-zero. Range: 3,500 meters. No course corrections. They still donāt know weāre here," Mikhailov reported, eyes fixed on the sonar screen. "We have a clean shot."
"Good," Gromov said. His gaze shifted to Lieutenant Stepanov, the weapons officer. "Prepare tubes one through four. Load two Type 65-76A torpedoes and two USET-80s. Set warheads to maximum yield."
Stepanov acknowledged the order without hesitation. The Type 65-76A torpedoes were designed for killing carrier groupsāmassive 24-inch weapons, capable of ripping a warship in half with their high-explosive warheads and 50-kilometer range. The USET-80s, though smaller, were reliable and extremely maneuverable, ideal for ensuring a confirmed kill if the first strike didnāt finish the job.
The quiet hum of machinery filled the control room as the massive torpedoes were silently cycled into position. A moment later, Stepanovās voice cut through the stillness:
"Tubes one through four ready and flooded. Target locked. Awaiting launch authorization."
Gromov took a slow breath, then nodded once. "Fire tubes one and two."
"Firing one and two!"
There was a low mechanical thump as compressed air ejected the torpedoes into the freezing depths. They drifted momentarily before their engines ignited, streaking toward the Arleigh Burke at over 50 knots, their guidance systems locked onto the American destroyerās hull signature.
Inside the bridge of the USS Arleigh Burke, they never saw it coming.
The first Type 65-76A torpedo struck the USS Arleigh Burke amidships, port side, just below the waterline. The explosion was instantaneous and catastrophicāa massive detonation of 900 kilograms of high explosives designed to kill carriers, now unleashed against a lone destroyer. The blast ripped through the hull like paper, sending a towering column of fire and seawater into the storm-lashed sky.
Inside the ship, the world turned upside down.
The bridge erupted into chaos as the impact sent a violent shockwave through the vessel. LCDR Mark Talbot, the shipās executive officer, was thrown from his chair, slamming into the bulkhead as alarms screamed through the shipās internal PA system. Red warning lights flickered, and the acrid smell of burning electrical wiring filled the air.
"What the hell was that?!" Talbot shouted, struggling to his feet.
"Weāve been hit!" one of the junior officers yelled, clutching onto the chart table as the ship listed hard to port.
"Sonar, talk to me! Where the fuck did that come from?!" Captain James Weller bellowed, gripping the damage control phone as the ship groaned beneath them.
Before an answer could come, the second torpedo struck.
This time, the detonation was even worse. It struck aft, near the engine room, obliterating one of the gas turbines and rupturing the shipās fuel lines. Fire and superheated steam exploded into the compartment, instantly incinerating the sailors working there. A massive fireball shot up through the ventilation shafts, bursting into the passageways above and turning them into tunnels of flame.
"Main powerās down!" an ensign screamed as the bridge lights flickered once, then cut out completely, leaving them in near darkness except for the emergency lighting.
"Weāre flooding! Port sideās taking on water!" a damage control officer barked over the 1MC. "Engine roomās gone! Fireās spreading to the aft magazine!"
Wellerās stomach turned to ice. "Get damage control on itāNOW! Sound General Quarters! All hands to battle stations!"
Throughout the ship, fire crews scrambled. Men grabbed CO2 extinguishers, trying desperately to beat back the flames licking through the passageways, but the inferno was spreading too fast. In the mess deck, sailors stumbled over each other as smoke filled the space, choking out all visibility. Someone was screaming for a medic.
Below deck, the flooding was getting worse. The torpedo had ripped open the hull, and seawater was rushing in through the gaping wound. Damage control crews fought desperately to seal the bulkheads, but it was a losing battle.
"We canāt stop the flooding! Sheās going down!"
On the bridge, Weller clenched his fists. "Get a mayday out! NOW!"
The radio operator, face pale with terror, tried. "Mayday, mayday, mayday! This is USS Arleigh Burke, we are under attack! Taking on water, multiple casualties! Coordinatesā"
The transmission cut off as another secondary explosion rocked the ship, tearing through the port-side munitions locker.
Weller grabbed the bridge rail, his knuckles white. "Goddamn itāabandon ship!"
You can't tell me he doesn't speak other languages
Ford (excitedly): "Did you know that theoretically, with enough energy, you could open a portal to an alternate dimension?"
Stan (casually, in fluent Russian): "ŠŠ°, но ŃŠ½Š°Ńала Š½Ńжно поГмазаŃŃ Š¾Ń ŃŠ°Š½Š½ŠøŠŗŠ° Šø ŠæŠ¾Š“ŠŗŃŠæŠøŃŃ ŠæŠ°ŃŃ Š±ŃŃŠ¾ŠŗŃŠ°ŃŠ¾Š²."
Ford (confused): "Waitāsince when do you speak Russian?!"
Stan (shrugging): "Š¢ŃŃŃŠ¼Š°. Š¢ŃŠø ŃŃŃŠ°Š½Ń. ŠŠ»ŠøŠ½Š½Š°Ń ŠøŃŃŠ¾ŃŠøŃ."
Ford: "...WHAT?!"
Dipper (nervously pacing, hands gesturing wildly): "Stan, I swear, the cops are gonna raid the Mystery Shack any minute now. Youāve been way too careless with the tax stuff! Theyāre gonna find everything! The fake receipts, the off-the-books sales... the whole thing!"
Stan (sipping coffee, unfazed): "Pfft, kid, they canāt touch me. Iām untouchable! Iāve got everything under control."
Bill Cipher (in the background, flailing wildly, caught in a net Mabel tossed his way): "HEY! GET ME OUTTA HERE! This isnāt fun anymore, you littleāARGH!"
Dipper (facepalming, trying to focus): "No, you donāt understand! Tax fraud, Stan! The IRS doesnāt care about your⦠questionable methods of profit!"
Mabel (in the background, gleefully swinging on her grappling hook, zooming past Bill and narrowly missing Stanford): "WHEE! Itās like a bungee jump⦠only with more strangling!"
Stan (still completely unfazed, shrugging): "Ah, tax fraud, shmax fraud. The real crime is how much the IRS charges for these tiny little bottles of maple syrup! They should be paying ME!"
Stanford (rushing to stop Mabel mid-swing, looking horrified): "Mabel! Get down from there! Youāll destroy the shack! And stop using the grappling hook on that poor⦠what is that, Bill Cipher??"
Bill Cipher (still struggling in the net, deadpan): "You donāt have to worry about me, you weirdos, Iām just dying over here!"
Dipper (groaning, holding his head in his hands): "Iām pretty sure the IRS is gonna be the least of our problems soon, Stan!"
Stan (grinning mischievously): "Kid, you really think thatās the worst of it? Iāll make the IRS my best friendānow help me get this sweet deal Iāve been working on with the government!"
Dipper (sighing): "I cannot believe this is happening."
Adventurer 1 (eyes gleaming): "Look, I know sheās obviously a vampire, but hear me outāFOR SCIENCE!"
Adventurer 2 (desperately holding them back): "SHEāS SUCKING YOUR BLOOD, YOU MORON, NOT WHAT YOUāRE THINKING!"
Vampire (smirking, fangs dripping with blood): "Oh, darling, I can do both if youād like."
Adventurer 3 (crossing arms, deadpan): "This is why we never let you make decisions."
The only way to get them in therapy
Harley Quinn: sitting across from Batman, legs crossed, holding a clipboard "Alright, Batsy, letās start simpleāwhy do ya dress like a bat and punch people instead of, I dunno, processing ya trauma like a normal person?"
Batman: gritting his teeth "I do not need therapy."
Alfred: calmly loading a shotgun in the corner "And yet, here we are, Master Wayne. Now, kindly cooperate before I must take further measures."
The Bat Family: all sitting stiffly on the couch, looking like hostages
Jason Todd: whispering to Dick "Blink twice if weāre being held against our will."
Dick Grayson: deadpan "We are absolutely being held against our will."
Tim Drake: half-asleep "Iām just here for the free snacks."
Damian Wayne: arms crossed, scowling "This is a waste of time. I require no therapy. I am perfect."
Harley: pointing at Damian "Aaaaand thereās our first liar! This is gonna be fun!"
Joseph- "The Lord may have sent me to lead, but He sure didn't warn me about babysitting."
J/j/f- "Well, technically, you're the one who said you were our father, soooo... deal with it, Dad."
Joseph- "Deputy, I need your helā ā¦oh for the love of God, not again. Where did you wander off to THIS time?!"
Twenty minutes away
Hurk Jr- "Alright, bro, I say we flip a coināwinner gets to cut āem down!"
Sharky- "Nah, man! Rock-paper-scissorsābest two outta three!"
Deputy, still hanging upside down: [Internal screaming]