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side blog 18 | any pronouns | desi follows back from juneforever

[aight-griffin]

Good Job! Your situationship worked out in the end! You have three options to proceed:

Overcome class differences to fuck in a prison cell.

Use your love to transcend humanity and save the world.

Fall in love only to be trapped in different timelines.

[writing-prompt-s]

You're a choosy magical artifact with a very specific criteria - in order to be deemed worthy, a potential wielder must have once committed great evils, but genuinely desire to change and atone for their wrongs.

[snowleave]

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Both(trustworthy source)

[ilikedeltarune-notyou]

Behold, peak design

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

queen shit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honorary mention

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gutpunch in the tags😔

[bramblefilm]

[0ddoblivion]

Decided to paint outside in a storm to see what would happen.

[0ddoblivion]

I gave her flowers so maybe she won’t haunt me.

[itisiives]

[thebiballerina]

Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry’s hit song Hot N Cold (2008).

[thebiballerina]

Allow me to demonstrate. I am not a visual artist, but I will attempt to communicate my point. If any actual visual artists would like to improve upon this, please feel free.

[thebiballerina]

Well, I can’t sleep for SOME REASON, so here’s more.

[ashstfu]

dostoyevsky kinda ate with “your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.”

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[o-kurwa]

Preacher trying to discourage students from having premarital sex

[kaizykat]

Transcription:

Preacher: She will take you back to your dorm room --

Crowd: (shocked noises)

Preacher: And then, her roommate will jump out of the closet NAKED JAYBIRD!

Crowd: (cheering)

Crowd: THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME!

[captainamateur-artistt]

𝐆𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐥e.

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Direct reference to that one famous photo of Anne Hathaway, Audra McDonald & Raul Esparza in “Twelfth Night”.

[snailwriter]

Two halves of one whole haircut

[shoukohime]

babygirl the way you forsake your happiness on your relentless quest to vengeance, your complicated relationship with gender and the way you're covered in blood have bewitched me body and soul

[shiwden]

- I’m not the child you once knew.

- No. That child would see you and run.

[sunnbnn]

"Shark teeth are for WHAT??"

[solaceon]

carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

[solaceon]

i bought that for my wife