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ZENDAYA "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" press tour (2026)

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ZENDAYA at the "The Odyssey" world premiere in London (July 6, 2026)

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ZENDAYA attends "The Odyssey" premiere in New York (July 14, 2026)

In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"

We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines

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We will be feeding our grandchildren strawberries and raspberries we grew in our gardens, dragging them along to the farmers' markets for tomatoes and eggs and goats milk and pickles and pecans and salsa and sunflower seed butter and jars of honey, as they complain and drag their feet because Gramma always stands around talking to people for like an HOUR

and we will say "When I was YOUR age, fruits and vegetables came from a supermarket and they were bred to get shipped 1000 miles in a truck and sit on shelves for weeks, and they tasted so sour and watery it was like eating paper compared to these ones. It wasn't even legal in some places to grow your own food"

and they will roll their eyes like yeah yeah just because everything was miserable in the 20s doesn't mean I have to have a smile on my face standing in the hot sun while you listen to that one guy talk about his bees FOREVER

But they will go, because there might be baby goats.

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astrolavas

we are so back

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fun fact about me is I have no money. every month I spend it all on house I don't own

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wait no not a fun fact. this fact sucks. sucks fact

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party rock is in the housee tonight :D

agentturtlecupcake

IT DEFINITELY IS

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last night was a movie

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you should clean your room I'm not saying that you have to I'm just saying you were thinking about cleaning your room and yeah you should probably clean your room (I wrote this post for myself it's a callout post I should clean my room)

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but it's so much work

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hm, yeah it is a lot of work. it's very hard for me to get up and start cleaning things. maybe it'll help if I prioritize an order of operations of some sort

remove all things that are trash, empty food containers, cans, etc, and put them in a trash bag/recycling

move all laundry items to a laundry basket

take any dishes or silverware and exit the room to put those either in the sink or the dishwasher, and while you are leaving your room, you can also take out your trash bag if it is full

at this point your room is clean and good, anything extra is bonus, such as organizing, and if feeling creative, decorating!

trash, laundry, take things out of room, then decorating if you're feeling it. I'll give it a shot

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wow. uh, rooms clean. that was a lot faster than normal