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balkansoul-deactivated20220924

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

ssexsophie8127

fuck you

ssexsophie8127

i won

megamindsupremacy

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

prettycottonmouthlamia

"The middle class is not our enemy" yeah and the people you need to be convincing of that is the fucking middle class.

prettycottonmouthlamia

Sorry I fucking hate these condescending ass posts. How dare the poor get uppity at people. Meanwhile half of the middle class is voting to eradicate homeless people off the streets.

prettycottonmouthlamia

They're okaying means testing because of racism and are fine with anti-homeless architecture because homeless people are dirty and scary and want candidates who are "tough on crime" I really do mean it. The people you need to convince of that are the middle class.

hylianane

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

charlesoberonn

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

charlesoberonn

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

charlesoberonn

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

charlesoberonn

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

sndwave

the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??

blades201honors

@greatandholypangolin you cannot leave this in the tags

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tumblr tags from greatAndHolyPangolin reading: this except often during lambing season you do get sheep fighting back when the dogs are too pushy, either mama sheep going Don't speak to me or my son ever Again, and giving the dog a solid headbutt, Or, In rare cases, a lamb will try to nip a dog and will find out that it works at deterring them and will lose all respect for the concept of sheepdogs, at that point we need to keep an eye on the lamb because if it continues to not have consequences it will become rogue and unherdable, in my family they're affectionately referred to as Sweetheart Darling Bastards (which I recently found out it a poem reference? Wow) /End ID]

craftingcreatures

Attended a rattlesnake conference yesterday and one of the presenters was talking about public attitudes towards snakes, specifically how showing them in a non-aggressive context helps to create more positive attitudes, and. Y'all. I NEED to show you the image he used as an example

Look at him. Look at this smiley newborn sidewinder sitting in a bottle cap. He is so small and so happy he is EXACTLY the right size to sit comfortably in a bottle cap

payasita

so nice you see him twice 🐍

girlsworldrats

today juno (out of nowhere) rolled over onto her back like this for a power nap. i got to pet her soft tummy and she didn’t mind at all

homunculus-argument

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

darkestbrook

daughterofsarenrae

hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

nia--san

oh my god there are so many animals. you think you've seen them all but then nope! marbled polecat

doomsday-dj

There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:

“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”

kuttithevangu

“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”