wishy washy

[diarygirls]

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

[nicolezaridze]

🥇

[pyromaniac-fairy-of-water]

Gonna go cry for the third time today

Thanks I needed this

[cowboy]

I cant read whenever hot dad's come near me I think I have dilfsexia

[kiddsworld]

Do you ever shut the fuck up

[cowboy]

sorry

[creepish]

People are always like I can’t tell if you’re joking or being serious and it’s just like I can’t tell either. Hope this helps ❤️

[illstayuntiltheweekend]

[genoshaisforlovers]

These are taken from the abandon Takakonuma Greenland Park of Japan. The park opened in 1973 and shut down only after two years of service; common lore says that the rides were due to many accidental deaths. It was reopened in 1986 and closed thirteen years later. The park is not located on any maps and is now surrounded by radiation due to the Fukushima meltdown after the tsunami.

[theinturnetexplorer]

laser-free diet.

[floatingwithobrien]

y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”

[planetquest]

tired of being a person. would much rather be an unidentifiable and nebulous entity that lives in the woods and may or may not be an omen of misfortune to come

[politicalsci]

[mcmxciv-ahsiad]

the fact that anyone has to fucking explain this blows my mind

[wizardofgaysex]

holy shit guys u have 2 check out this grandma

[heartsandspooks]

Her entire page is like this!! She also calls her fans her “Lynja turtles” which is objectively adorable

[cognitohazardous]

i am FLOORED by this promoted tweet i just got

[jaubaius]

She looks like a good mama

[goblinparty]

[captions]

pink shirt: mom mom: yeah? ps: what are you cooking? mom: oh, i’m makin’ blueberry jam! ps: can i say a curse word in front of you? mom: no you may not. ps: mom! just one! mom: no, you don’t- one’s too much. ps: look at me! mom: no. ps: mom! [laughing] mom, come here! mom: no, i’m not gonna ‘come here’. ps: it’s one! it’s the b-word! and it’s the only b word- just look at me!- it’s the only b-word i’d say in front of you. beautiful. i think you’re beautiful. [mom stammers but doesn’t say words] isn’t that nice? mom: that’s very nice! ps: i love you bitch [mom cracks up]

[catchymemes]

[studentlifeproblems]

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

Danny Phantom has a Passive Danger Potential of 17 on a scale of 1-10. 

He no longer plays by the rules of mere mortals. 

Drop me a Ko-Fi if you enjoyed!

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

King shit

[doomedvoyages]

idk about hte rest of yall but im gonna be wearing a mask for the rest of forever. im into it. i love not having a face. it’s an essential part of my wardrobe now. would appreciate it if the rest of you would do the same so im not the only one doing some covidcore fashion statement

[gif87a-com]

[klubbhead]

Please unmute this

[waywardexpressions]

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this