KickStand

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[tastefullyoffensive]

😧 (via jonnysun)

[adulthoodisokay]

This new Frank Turner song is just…almost everything I needed today.

Don’t give into the hatred

Don’t give into the fear

Pour yourself a shot of anger to go with your beer.

Let’s be the sand in the gears for the next four years.

[laughterkey]

Fuck yes Frank. Fuck yes

[tsexrex]

It has been a crazy 14 years.  I met a lot of great people.  I graduated college.  A lot of the youngsters that were babies are now all grown up.  The Sopranos ending just cut to black.  I know you would have been pissed about that one.  Your sister left us, which was rough, but you’re brother is doing well, and it seems the rest of the family is also doing well.  I made a bunch of music, nothing you would’ve liked, but some folks did.  I made a promise to dad, that if he helped me get through school, he would never worry about a place to live for the rest of his life.  It was rough for a while, but you know us, we got through.  So far I’ve made good.  I moved back so he could retire.  We got a little house where we live.  I saw the wings play a game outside.  I’m still cold.  I rescued a puppy, he is awesome and totally in love with dad and vice versa.  We had a black president, and we almost had a woman president.  Get this, we’re going to have Donald Trump as a president.  I know you didn’t see that coming.  A bunch of my friends that you loved have kids. They are doing great, and are wonderful fathers and mothers.  I’m working on finding my path.  I’ll get there.  I talked to Aunt Patty today and she is doing well, even though Pat left us.  I don’t check in enough.  I need to.  We still do Thanksgiving together every year.  Even though it doesn’t seem the same, it is still one of my top five days of the year.   They could actually get married now, a little too late.  In short, I’ve got people that love me, a decent job, and my eyes set to the horizon.  I’m just busy trying to become a man worthy to call you his mom.  It would’ve been a whole lot easier with you here, but in this family we don’t do easy.  We do what we need to do.  I guess I’ll keep trying that.  Love you mom.

[kickstand]

Love you Tom, always have.

[kickstand]

Shopping for a house

When the market is good, is about the worst idea ever...

[listenupdarklaine]

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[quetaratara-deactivated20201113]

TEAM CAP

[kickstand]

This promo encapsulates how Scarlett Witch is the most powerful of them all.

[blazersatdawn]

I’ve eaten an unforgivable amount of cheese this month.

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[tastefullyoffensive]

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[pleiadians-network]

[constructionpaperandtears]

[ilikegirlsbro-deactivated201608]

This fucked me up

[tastefullyoffensive]

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

[dama3-deactivated20210619]

old school hate mail

[jakovu]

Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock

[thesparkofrevolution]

Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.

[skeletonrex-deactivated20151101]

Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole

[thesparkofrevolution]

More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.

[prokopetz]

And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:

He wasn’t just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasir’s business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.

The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.

Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).

But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters - hundreds of them - and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?

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[clarknokent]

An asshole

historic hero

[dailydot]

Community brilliantly recreated the elevator scene from ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’

Not only is it a callback, but it’s an homage to two Community alum: The Russo brothers, who’ve directed dozens of Community episodes each, helmed The Winter Soldier. Danny Pudi, who plays Abed, also cameos in the film, but we’re not sure whether seeing the film blew his mind.

[cockbarff-deactivated20150220]

[plannedparenthood]

When we invest in reproductive health care — like birth control, STD testing, and cancer screenings — we ALL benefit.

graphics from guttmacher

[kickstand]

Saw Big Jay Oakerson live tonight. I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long time! What an awesome show and a funny, filthy man. No one does crowd work better.

[saintsoup]

is this.. truly a freestyle? like its unreal

[lindsayolohan]

he like literally casually had a conversation with him and just jumped back in like nothing

[mollylele]

I’m mad at how good this is.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Frank has seen some sh*t. (image via beardedlyons87)

[poyzn]

That is so cute you might just vomit a rainbow.

[witchqueenofthemoon]

My heart my heart