What I expected vs What I got! (probably true for Kat as well)
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Noah Kahan
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
The Stonewall Inn
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosimo Galluzzi

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
trying on a metaphor

PR's Tumblrdome
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever

Andulka
Jules of Nature

ellievsbear
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seen from Czechia
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seen from Paraguay

seen from Maldives

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@kidarthemerciless
What I expected vs What I got! (probably true for Kat as well)
“Being a midwife is hard work”
(via)
go ahead, take a sip
Belle Noir, a mood 💅🏻
"Kidar goes cross eyed when angry. like a bird of prey. don't look them head on. it's hilarious and they'll just get angrier when you fail to keep a straight face." -Kat roasting Kidar :3c
“Hahahaha. You’re soooo Funny.”
Roast my muse. Tell them the hard truths about themselves that they need to hear.
Alternatively, send 🔥 + a URL/name and my muse will roast them.
IN THE SPIRIT OF SINDAY SEND ME ‘RIGHT HERE, PLEASE’ IF YOUR MUSE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH MINE.
send ‘ in my dreams ‘ if your muse has ever had a sex dream about my muse.
IT’S SINDAY !
ask my muse nsfw questions and make them squirm.
I know it’s early but if y’all wanna send me some Sinday asks I’d be more than happy to answer!!
kinky/rough smut prompts
CW: VERY NSFW! contains potentially uncomfortable kinks like bondage, cum play, knife play, sensation play, etc. feel free to combine prompts & change pronouns/descriptors as needed. put under a read more for viewing safety. !!! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT !!!
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you try to glomp me but i parry it flawlessly
Kidar: if you’re going to introduce me as your friend to people, just don’t say that I’m a bitch and you don’t like me.
Kat: of COURSE not!!
*later*
Kat: *about Kidar*My friend is a bitch and I like him SOOOO much!
@katanamasako
It's Sinday! From now, inbox is open for NSFW memes, random stuff or things you wish to know of that kind of my muse.
“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading
AUTO REBLOG
HERE HE IS
Dad of the year
CEB, KIDAR, AND CITAAL’S FATHER
STRIEKE THE SPINE-EATER