Yeah it&#x27;s me Flash, I&#x27;m sure you&#x27;ve heard of me.

Just sits here while Flash sends me twenty different jpg files in under five minutes.

I can send you texts faster than the internet can process them. I've queued up a hundred thousand now I'm going to go send batman memes.

Can I run fast enough to high five myself in the future.

Let’s find out.

DO NOT.

Don’t you dare, don’t you even think about it! Flash don’t you remember what happened the last time you went way too fast? Don’t you dare scare me like that again.

Awe look she really does care.

Ewe gross feelings.

Can I run fast enough to high five myself in the future.

Let's find out.

I can still introduce your face to my fist when you least expect it.

That's still hot after all these years.

I agree with future me for the record.

FLASH DON’T YOU TOUCH MY COOKIES WHILE I’M TRAPPED BY SUNBURST MCGIANT.

Just remember that no matter what happens I can still outrun you.

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Holy shit man Hyper Time. What did I tell you about that? Damn science has got me so jazzed.

Broy Wonder, dude you really gotta try harder.

Robron? Brobrin. UGH THIS IS SO HARD.

#fuckboywonder

Yes but this instance of you is not hugging me because my instance of you is trying to steal my cookies and neeDS TO KEEP HIS HANDS TO HIMSELF.

C'mon shay-shay, you never let me touch your wings even though they look so soft. I bet i'd be like petting a chicken. Are those your cookies? Did you bake them? They smell good. I bet they taste good too. I'm not saying anything, I'm just implying here.