Kiddo

[life-of-planet-earth]

Vine Snake

[pickkled-ginger-blog]

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

[kidmayhem87-blog]

I just spat tea everywhere. 

[al-grave]

[hoodoo-chyle]

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Adorable science is adorable. 

[mankillercalledbunny]

IT BOOMS WHENEVER THERE IS A RAINBOW

[somethingawesomerthanawesome]

Yes, and the red one seems to look back at the rainbow each time it happens.

[princesconsuela]

[kidmayhem87-blog]

AHAHAHAHAHa BURN. #teamnurse

[insical]

1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt 2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last 3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get 4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out. 5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about 6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window 7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories 8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible 9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless 10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog 11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts 12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse 13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door. 14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up. 15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters 16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself. 17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder. 18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.

-insical   (via naturaekos)

[opheliacwitch-blog]

i wish there was some like, universally accepted simple way to say “i still like you and want to be friends with you, but i’m in a shitty place mentally rn so might not actually initiate contact for weeks at a time because i’m either too caught up in my own issues or thoroughly convinced you hate me, but i actually want to talk to you so please god message me first sometimes for the sake of my self esteem”

[psofimi-deactivated20241126]

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[starlightsoftness]

One thing I’ve learned: when people end whatever they’re saying with “idk, I’m probably not making any sense,” it usually means they are telling you something very close and personal to them, something that’s such an integral part of their being that they have trouble putting it into words that do it justice.

[didyoustealmytoaster]

Australian is a legitimate language. I have an Australian friend and sometimes I swear he is making words up.

Mate, fair dinkin - you’d be spewin if you’d had a sticky at our conversation just today! Today,old mate chucked a sicky and this arvo when I rocked up he was making a sanger forsmoko. We were lipsmacking about this cockroach (who is actually a sandgroper) whoreckons she used to know this shark biscuit who would rock up to P.E. in hisbudgiesmuglers, a bag of goon in his port and then go walkabout beyond theblack stump when the teacher did a 180. He had more tickets on himself than thereare at the Ekka. Biggest bludger ever. The bloddy larrikin only teed up inaerial pingpong because he was true blue, and even then his effort was shonky.He never did get dux though aye.

To be honest, I was just havin’ a go, ya mug. You’d be flatout like a lizard drinking to find a bloke who’ll yabber on like that on the daily. They probably wouldn’t be the full quid. I know I’d be ropeable if some whacka chewed my ear off like this. You’d probably endup goin’ troppo if you were within cooee of them. I’d suggest staying at least3 clicks away, aye.

[coffiend-jackalope]

Chronic Fatigue is not tired

It’s eating with a plastic spoon because a normal spoon is too heavy to lift.

It’s being too weak to turn a doorknob.

It’s sleeping in the living room because you can’t climb the stairs to your bedroom.

It’s drinking through a straw because you can’t lift your glass.

It’s being hungry because you’re too weak to cook.

It’s being so tired you need a cup of coffee to be able to sleep.

It’s crawling to the bathroom because you’re too weak to walk.

It’s sitting in your tub to take a shower because you’re too weak to stand.

It’s not being able to lift a paperback book.

It’s not being able to tie your shoes.

It’s your muscles getting tired from the movement of the car when you’re riding.

It’s needing a walker, cane, or wheelchair to get around your home.

It’s not having the energy to move your arms and legs.

It’s not tired.

[dailyjamiebower]

I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favourite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.

Jamie Campbell Bower (via

dailyjamiebower

)

People are fucking beautiful

(via psychedelic-flower-childd)

[thorinss]

[marauders4evr]

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE WAITED FOR THIS GIFSET!?

[nativemoonmag]

20 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO EVERYDAY Wake up earlier. Not only does this improve productivity but it also gives you more time to make a good, hearty breakfast. Make your bed. Let’s be real, being welcomed to a tidy bed after a long day at work/school (or a long day in general) is probably the best feeling anyone will ever experience. If you want, spend a little more time on your appearance. Take some time choosing an outfit, applying make up or whatever. Do what helps you boost your confidence and self-esteem. Stay hydrated, folks. Keep a bottle of water with you wherever you go. Stretch everyday or start yoga (or do both, why not?) Create a playlist consisting of songs that make you happy and listen to it. Listen to songs for the mood you want to be in, instead of the mood you are in. Compliment at least one person per day. This could be an acquaintance, co-worker, class mate, stranger, whoever! Use your manners. If someone holds the door for you, lets you go first etc, they did it voluntarily and didn’t have to do it, so a “thank you” wouldn’t hurt. Eat your fruit and vegetables and always choose the healthy version over the junk food. Have a good laugh. Catch up with friends, watch some ‘Parks and Recreation’, go see some stand-up comedy, reminisce about funny moments that have happened to you. You don’t need to be a doctor to know that humour has many benefits. Be optimistic. Always look at the positives. There’s no point on focusing on the negatives because that isn’t going to help anyones mood at all. Exercise. It doesn’t have to be anything to intense. A run around the block, a walk with your dog or even a ‘Just Dance’ session will do the job.  13.Bring a book/magazine or collect the daily newspaper with you. Spend you spare time reading. Try and learn something new everyday. This can either be an interesting fact you saw online or a new skill someone taught you. Help others when you are able to. Help your classmates with school work or offer to help you struggling neighbour lift those heavy objects. Stop procrastinating. No matter how unmotivated you are to, push yourself and complete what you need to complete. Do what you gotta do. You know you’ll love yourself for doing it. Drink some tea, because that stuff is goooooood (and also beneficial). 18.Make time to do things that help you relax, whether that’s painting, having baths, doing you nails or going for a run. Don’t dwell on your mistakes, but instead grow and learn from them. And lastly, be kind to yourself. If you love who you are, everyone else will

Chloe for Native Moon Magazine (via nativemoonmag)

[hawk-and-handsaw-blog]

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

[kidmayhem87-blog]

Also, its Chris Evans. In his head he would be all “ I am going so fail so well, just you watch, I'm a dedicated dorito!”

[zandraart]

sparkle buns

[topofreddit]

RxTimerCaps save lives. The clock resets to 00:00 every time the bottle is opened so I’ll know if I’ve missed a dose. I bought these online. by bionicback via reddit

[scibot9000]

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has anyone made a mashup of Daft Punk “Harder Better Faster Stronger” vs “Stronger than You” from SU?

no? ok fine ill do it here you go

[traceytonight]

DANG

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

 CALM DOWN THOSE BEATS HOT DAMN

[best-of-memes]

[iglovequotes]

[drugsandfemales-deactivated2016]

and I’ll continue. this is not who I said Id be.