KIEDISCHARGE

A moronic crusade into the mind and soul of our generation's most perplexing voice - an alliterative, erotic slot machine of lyricism. A man whose IQ is best represented by simple polygons in neon colors. A man whose most lasting contribution to western society is wearing a sock on his penis. Derived from the ideas of a punk that calls himself "battlechrist" on the internet. All ensuing poems of immense world importance (c) n. goode, unless otherwise noted. "True genius... is idiocy." http://exitdreams.tumblr.com/ http://disdisdistort.com/

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Ian my malcolm, Hammond my John

Helicopter boner bed bath beyond

Clone my specimen from my amber

Chode shaped oboes have less timbre

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Butt hole casserole, generous portion

Diddle my Riddler til Frank is Gorshin

No New Yorker will caption my doodle

"Weird Al Nude" is what I google

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Smith my Will, Chris my rock

Slap slap slap slap slap slap sock

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Peck my pickle, my bird is vlassic

Exposed to the elements winter ice classic

mark my messier, Stan my cup

The Budweiser frogs never said wassup

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29TH JAN 2014 | 4 NOTES

Pot roast peace sign, brisket titty

Chicks with dicks in Iowa City

Tomorrow my parties, fur on my Venus

Nicolas Cage has a two-headed penis

11TH JAN 2014 | 16 NOTES

Buff aloe wild wings, found in my speedos

Pre-fer the pussy when I dip Tostitos

Male Kegels trademarked: “Chili Pep Flex”

Iggy Pop only wears a shirt during sex

19TH DEC 2013 | 3 NOTES

Stubble on my Hubble babe, sex space agency

Astronaut ice cream, pussy my papacy

Backstroke baby my Greg Louganis

Beetlejuice called, blue balls, Uranus

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Kurt my loder, MT my V

Taste buds sour when I sprinkle my Spree

My shore is poly for a Man Encino

Chocolate hearts still harden my Speedo

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Jiggle my Jareth when you rule my goblin

Period costumes hood my robin

Holdin my Hoggle, my stench bog steams

Henson muppetry haunts my dreams

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Scoot on my bird downhill it’s faster

Scented sculpturer, penis plaster

Uber my artifact, bus my bust

My personal pan comes with stuffed crust

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Givin my thanks as you corn my copia

Swallow my soda, middle school Fruitopia

Bongs in Guangdong, strong long rips

More times than the S-Town guy pierced nips

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Scarlett sold apartheid soda streams for occupation

Turned into a Siri to help Joaquin’s masturbation

But why the weekend update guy, he looks like a cetacean

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Leslie lengthens nielsens when she’s vectoring my victor

Airplane crash like a freaky John Nash, my quake’s measured in Richter

It inflates my copilot when I see Paxton in Twister

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Harold my perrineau, jack my fox

Try a six nine on the Big Ben clock

Sunburn my aubergine, tan on the Thames

Jolly roger waving Levi’s 510s

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Slangin my hits in a car with james corden Kurt Cobain wanna wang Liz Borden Tell 4chan my bananas are flambe Baby be the zoo to my huevos harambe

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Shangri-la dee da, Sullenberg pilot How many drinks till I spy your eyelet New neighborhood, have to introduce me Sorry, yo mama can’t afford to sue me

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Visualize vulvas when I update the Vevo Cock throb comments, helmet like Devo Ignite my hazmat, rooster my hen Ashley don’t tell me are we not men

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nancy raygun: dead

Heine my ken girl, sauer my kraut Legalize weed with the Reagans rubbed out Burka my bulge on a refugee raft Unload the grain from my pyramid shaft

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Shot Scott weiland, stone dead pilot Winkle my dink in a Dubai islet Spurned band members, LA heat Gwen stefani has polka dot teats