[kielerokos]

Moving to @prompeii

[kielerokos]

Moving to @prompeii

[kielerokos]

Moving to @prompeii

[apersnicketylemon]

‘straight passing privilege’ and ‘cis passing privilege’ don’t exist. What’s happening is called erasure, it’s not privilege, it’s part of oppression and a result of heteronormativity and cisnormativity. It isn’t privilege to have your orientation and gender constantly assumed wrongly, it isn’t a privilege to be erased and treated like you don’t exist.

[thorkizilla]

[scrubdowner]

my last two brain cells preparing a Depression Meal

[captainnotamurderer-deactivated]

What the MCU should have been.

[thenatsdorf]

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

[anarcho-compass]

Oh, he’s good.

[oparnoshoshoi]

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

[takealookatyourlife]

I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny

[randomrav3ns]

Despite all the gifsets I’ve seen of this, I’ve never actually seen the video. His extra douchebag comments at the very end…

Also, this is the first time I remembered to go find his name: Matthew Broussard. I’m not doing any in-depth looking, but a quick peek at his twitter produces bits like:

“As a Jew, I love three things: bagels, summer camp, and being told what is and isn’t anti-Semitic by gentiles.”

“The politicization of climate change is a conspiracy by introverts to avoid small talk about the weather.”

mocking the Tangerine Menace, his sycophants, and racism/sexism/anti-semitism/anti-science/etc in numerous posts

“Nobody knows more about the Dunning-Kruger effect than me.”

“I bet the worst part of hell for Hitler is all the selfies he’s asked to be in.”

“Stand up has allowed me to work with people from a wide array of social, economic, racial and educational backgrounds and also 4 women.”

“Trump fears terrorist immigrants because they’d be stealing a job from white people.”

“Jews secretly sponsored a caravan of Honduran refugees secretly containing murderous Muslims. This is a racist conspiracy turducken.”

“If you think women are too sensitive, try underestimating a man’s height by more than 2 inches.”

rt’ing someone else who named these decades:

1940s - Roland 

1950s - Donny 

1960s - Ricky, also Dicky 

1970s - Charles (Pt 2)/“Chuck" 

1980s - Bradley 

1990s - Jason/“Jase" 

2000s - Charles (Pt 3)/“Chaz”, also “Chase" 

2010s - Logan (goes by middle name) 

[geekandmisandry]

I love him.

[killerzebras]

I have never heard of this guy before, but he is hilarious:

[rjalker]

Me trying to explain to someone that doesn’t have Visual Snow about the static that covers everything I see.

Here’s a gif to demonstrate.

Imagine that, overlayed over your entire field of vision. Even when your eyes are closed. (especially when your eyes are closed.)

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

*looks up from computer* now wait just one minute

[rjalker]

This is a real thing that exists, not intrusive thought. This is the reason I have glasses. I was a little kid, thought it was normal, tried to point them out to my mom, and she freaked out and brought me to an eye doctor. Where we found out I have shit eyesight. And also apparently where she learned what visual snow was.

But. She deicded. Not. To tell me.

(Like she’s also decided not to tell me or my twin that we’re autistic)

So it literally took me more than a decade to find a word for this.

Which is why I made this post.

She mentioned casually last year to her boyfriend that she learned I had visual snow when I was little and I’m jyst sitting there, having already painstakingly figured all of this out on my own like, “and you didn’t think that was worth explaining to me even when I brought it to your atfention?????”

So ueah.

It’s a thing. If you see staticy moving dots everywhere even with your eyes closed, you’ve got Visual Snow.

[teaboot]

I HAVE THIS!!~~ I tried asking my teacher in grade 2 what they were, and she just told me to drink water. Never went away. Wasn’t even studied until like 2013 or something. Sorta fun, mostly irritating!

[coyotesmokebreak]

i have this too! no one explained it to me i just found out from a fuckinf sixpenceee post like a fool.

i just thought EVERYONE had static and floaters in their vision. and that afterimages were that bad for everyone.

like even if im not looking into a bright light or my eyes pass over something slightly bright i get afterimages that can be blinding. when i close my eyes i always have after images of anything reflecting even a little light. i didnt realize that was part of visual snow until last year 

[coyotesmokebreak]

here’s some more symptoms for anyone curious if they have this:

(illustration by Emily Roberts)

[queersona]

now wait just a darn tootin moment here

[invenblocker]

[giveashit-aboutearth]

reblog if you support those who have had an abortion.

We need to show support for them/us.

[elisaintime]

Never hit reblog so fast. 

[ahsokastarwars]

Yeet

[randomslasher]

Hell yeah! No one should have to grow a person in their uterus if they don’t want to. That’s a helluva job. Y’all are totally valid and I support you to the moon and back. 

Uterus autonomy for all!

[until-theend-oftheline]

Also no person should be brought into this world being unwanted. Let’s not pretend forcing a woman to carry through with an unwanted pregnancy benefits the baby in any way.

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

they’re so valid

[thebookwormbakery]

who?

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

the person who uses they/them pronouns reading this

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

sometimes when I’m sad I look through the tags on this post and it always makes me feel better about the world, so here’s a small collection of the really lovely ones

and my ABSOLUTE favorite

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

[hugisak]

#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)

[tattooedsiren]

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

[saywhatjessie]

Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.

Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON

[timemachineyeah]

I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.

Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day. 

[optimysticals]

Yes. Good.

[jukeboxemcsa]

Actually, all three of them should have become professors. Hermione would have become Headmistress, of course–youngest Headmistress of Hogwarts ever, and the only one willing to turn the portraits of her predecessors to the wall if they gave her too much lip about her efforts to modernize the curriculum. (She probably started as Transfiguration professor after McGonagall became Headmistress, but it wouldn’t surprise me if McGonagall was grooming her for the Headmistress job all along.)

And Ron took over as flying instructor for Professor Hooch; everyone thinks he’s an easy A because he’s so mellow and silly and hands out candy for good performances and his brother and sister sometimes visit the class to show off some of their old Quidditch moves and give away Wizard Wheezes to the best fliers, and it’s not until they talk to someone else from a different school or era that they realize that flying is actually really difficult to learn and Ron just found ways to slip all the teaching in under the fun so that they didn’t even notice. Things that seemed like silly tricks or goofy jokes turned out to be mnemonics for complex maneuvers, and of course nobody ever wanted to skip a class under his tutelage.

[holmesianscholar]

thisTHIS

[greymantledlady]

Okay all other canon epilogues can go home, this is the best.

[rosslynpaladin]

headcanon set in stone now.

I mean I always refused harry as an auror. He’s had enough war, he loved teaching, let him teach.

[zxu]

confused about my sexuality cause jk rowling hasn’t told me what it is yet

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[micaxiii]

sometimes my genderfluidity be like

[micaxiii]

tho most of the time it’s

also kinda covers every aspect of myself, not just gender

[byrdybyrd02]

I am cis, and this is extremely valid and helped me understand. Thanks and I love you

[micaxiii]

you’re welcome, I love you too^^

and remember

[mooksmookin]

boys are so cute and handsome tbh

[mooksmookin]

god i just really love boys?? bashful boys, confident boys, chubby boys, skinny boys, short boys, tall boys, boys with high pitched voices, boys with low pitched voices, all of them are great and wonderful i love boys

[timeforalilanarchy]

Me on my way to watch Avengers Endgame

[jmillerart]

If this is the same guy from Arizona, he’s super nice and I’ve met him. His real, legal name is Steve Rogers.

[greentrickster]

I see he’s chosen to embrace his destiny rather than flee it. Good man.

[xiaoguiwang]

anyway terfs arent a specifically wlw thing, nor is it a straight women thing, it’s a cis women thing, and i’d even go as far to say that it’s a white cis women thing– trans women (and especially trans women of colour) are targeted by this ideology, and anyone who doesn’t “pass” as hyperfeminine by terfs’ standards gets shoved into that box

no body hair, petite figures, high voices, small noses, etc??? things that terfs claim to be ~female traits~ or whatever and any woman who doesn’t have those are just men pretending to be women or whatever? those are primarily white characteristics. and women of colour are also impacted by this ideology because we don’t conform to these standards of “womanhood” (not in the same manner, and not to the same degree, but it’s There.) that terfs so love to hold onto either.