ace hardware futch

disaster lesbian that likes reptiles and bugs - nonbinary trans girl - ask to tag - she/it - girl (keter) - 🔞 - old enough for floppy discs

[dogpuppy]

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[herpsandbirds]

Speckled Racer (Drymobius margaritiferus), family Colubridae, South TX, USA

photograph by Saopan Idris

[crankybestie]

sdkjflsdjflfsd

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[um-jammer-tranny]

meeting a girl whos just way too good at flustering you like shes got a fucking cheat guide to all your weak points and every word is terrifyingly orchestrated towards your intoxicating demise

[miidsch]

The fourth Newtonian law is that the brattier they are in battle the more submissive they become in be-

[beardedmrbean]

Gotta feed the kids

[dailyhatsune]

Saturdays are made for Dads! (And Mikus)

i haven't made a talkloid in so long

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]

[vakariasdragon]

the fortune teller just drew the ten of pregnant werewolves card, which could mean nothing,

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[carriesthewind]

This the report that JK Rowing doesn't want you to see. This report scares her so much that she is trying to destroy Amnesty International, a human rights organization, to stop you reading it:

Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net)

Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their fundin

(Amnesty already pulled the report because of JKR's threats. Of course that didn't and won't stop her - capitulating to fascists and bigots is never the answer. Alejandra captured the report and posted it, so you can read what JKR doesn't want you to know.)

[boringkate]

Someone somewhere is the best in the world at sucking dick and it's meaningless. They aren't famous. There's no prize. It's not a competition. None of us are competitors. You don't have anything to prove. All that matters is that you keep sucking. Maybe we can even suck on it together.