“Am I glad to be home? Hm, well I’d be a lot more pleased if my idiot brother hadn’t decided to abandon our family home while some delinquents thought it they’re duty to help themselves and throw a kegger in it. I’m all for a party but I’m never the one left with the clean-up. But I suppose there is an upside. Who do you think is the genius who stuck a key on a chain, hung it around her neck for the past God knows how many years, and made sure her old bedroom has been locked for all that time?”
Is... This... A sitcom?















