Enha as Part-Time Coffee Shop Employees
gonna be real I wrote this one during my shift today because it was extremely slow and I have been having a lot of enha brainrot lately.
College Student! Enhypen Headcannons
Warnings: absolutely no proof-reading, written in the worst format possible, no punctuation
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hee:
- always gets the best tips because he flirts with every customer that steps foot in the shop
- (and i mean like every customer, he’s giving free treats to little kids while telling their moms how well they pull off their business casual work outfits. at least one college frat boy has left questioning his sexuality. and he also somehow got that old couple to blush and giggle while taking their order)
- honestly he’s just average at his actual job but he is just so confident that everyone believes he’s doing an exceptional job
- always singing along to the radio while he makes people their drinks, will serenade customers directly if they are close enough to the counter
- uses pet names when delivering orders
- (“here you go sweetheart” “your order is ready darling”)
- he is a manager because he’s been working there the longest and his customer service is immaculate
-doesn't usually enforce any rules or use his manager position but when he does...
-none of the other boys really respect his position as a manager (they forget he's a manager most of the time) even though he is the oldest and he has to tell everyone multiple times to do anything
-"hey man you gotta clean the espresso machine before you go" "haha yeah, very funny bro. i'm gonna clock out" "no I'm serious you actually have to do it" "oh shit, you were serious?"
jake:
- also gets good tips for flirting but unlike heeseung he is completely unaware that he’s doing it, he thinks he’s just being nice
- is so many people’s campus crush that there are quite a few regulars that have his schedule memorized and come in specifically when he is working to have a chance to talk to him
- sometimes he tries to joke with the customers but the jokes don’t hit
- (usually they still laugh anyway cause he’s cute and then don’t want him to feel awkward)
- gets confused sometimes and gets orders wrong but when the customer comes to tell him he’s so genuinely upset while apologizing with his cute pouty face that the customers usually end up just keeping the drink they were given and still tip him
- one time he dropped someone’s order and said fuck really loud in the store in front of someone’s kid, he spent the next 30 minutes apologizing even though the parents said it was fine and that they thought it was funny
- (whoever was on shift with him had to clean up the mess)
jay:
- runs his shift so tightly
- everything has to be going smoothly and the shop has to be clean or else he will have an aneurism
- will absolutely scold the other boys for making mistakes at full volume in front of customers and then when he turns to take their order his personality does a full 360 and he has his customer service voice on
- is a manager because he is actually good at his job and keeps the shop running smoothly
- gets so scared when he makes mistakes
- (“i’m the manager i can’t make mistakes like this” mentality)
- scared of getting fired even though he’s one of the boss’s favorite employees
- people will come in the shop to watch him work because he looks really handsome and chic in his apron and glasses
- but one time a girl tried to get his number and he got so nervous that he ended up spilling her drink or her shoes and then tripping when he came around the counter to clean it up
- she did not text him back
sunghoon:
- doesn’t talk much during his shift so everyone thinks he’s mysterious and intimidating
- he’s really just shy
- actually extremely clumsy
- cannot remember anyone’s order even if they’ve said it to him 6 times
- has broken the espresso machine more times than he will admit to
- your order will either take 30 minutes and be correct because he has to really think to remember or it will come out in a reasonable amount of time and be wrong
- customers do not complain because they are scared of him
- he actually knows that he messed up that persons drink so he started glaring so that they don’t bring it back because he will get in trouble if he gets another complaint
- secretly really funny and makes a lot of jokes with his coworkers so everyone loves being on shift with him even though he makes mistakes
- he is one strike away from getting fired (his boss told him this but doesn’t actually mean it, they think he’s a good kid he just needs to get it together)
sunoo:
- knows every regular and remembers everything about their lives
- knows all of the campus drama because he is so easy to talk to
- (is he in the art club? no. does he know that two members have a crush on the president but he’s actually gay and in love with his best friend? yes, of course)
- gives customers extra pastries or upgrades their drink size if they tell him good drama
- honestly he works kind of slow but he talks to every customer while he’s working so they don’t realize how long their order took at all
- (he’s putting cute art on the top of drinks so it always takes longer than normal)
- is also really good at talking customers into getting extra pastries or cookies with their order even if they only came in for one drink
- the boss put him in charge of making all of the signs and decorating the store because he’s the best at figuring out aesthetics
- gets mad if the other boys move his displays without asking
- if he sees a customer he recognizes outside of work he will go up and say hi to them
jungwon:
- just really good at his job
- picks things up really quick, new special menu item? he looked at it one time and can already make it perfectly
- the shop is also the cleanest whenever jungwon is on shift
- is everyone’s favorite manager
- in charge of training new employees because he is the only one who ever actually knows what’s going on (and he's nicer than jay when it comes to newbies making mistakes)
- the only employee that never gets any complaints
- so sweet to every customer and makes sure to ask them how they are and all about their day while they wait
- (he genuinely cares and isn’t just asking to be polite)
- gives the best advice to customers and ends up getting really good tip because of it
- is so nice to the customers even if they are a little bit rude to him
- (except for one time a customer was rude to sunoo while they were on shift together and he was actually prepared to go to jail)
- gets paid the most but don’t tell the other guys
ni-ki:
- you know when niki is working cause the music is absolutely blasting over the speakers
- has literally never been on time once
- (consistently pulls up to his shift 45 minutes late)
- honestly he’s not very good at his job but he’s goofy and fun to talk to so people don’t mind
- only gets about 50% of the orders right even though he was the one who wrote them down
- refuses to clean anything
- for some reason every older woman that comes in the shop absolutely loves him and will ask other employees about him if he isn’t on shift that day
- gets everyone’s names wrong on their order on purpose cause he thinks it’s funny
- (if they correct him he pulls the foreigner card and then they get really awkward)
- ((will laugh about it after they leave))
- probably should’ve gotten fired by now tbh but the owner just thinks he is such a sweet boy and doesn’t have the heart to ask him to leave
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best work combos:
jay and niki:
- the store is in complete chaos niki is messing up everything and jay has to follow behind him no fix things while apologizing to the customers.
- niki keeps turing up the music and jay keeps turing it down but then the second he isn’t paying attention niki turns it up again
- customers think it’s funny and still end up getting the correct orders so they don’t mind.
- in the end it works out because jay gets a lot of tip because customers can tell how exasperated he is and niki basically doesn’t have to do anything the whole shift cause jay doesn’t trust him so he just gets to have fun.
jungwon and sunoo:
- just feels like hanging out with friends while in the shop
- the environment is so calm and friendly that customers just want to spend all day there and usually end up ordering more than once just to hang out longer
- every customer gets their own personal therapy session while waiting for their drink
- a customer is having boyfriend problems? jungwon is listening intently and letting the customer vent while sunoo is telling her to dump his ass and to know her worth
- everyone leaves the shop feeling refreshed from both the drink and the nice conversation
jake and heeseung:
- tbh the service was average and so were the drinks but everyone will leave the shop with their heart fluttering and butterflies in their stomach
- they also have the best work playlist
