[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[ghodaer]

[scorebug]

[3000s]

[poopjournalist]

[enameledcoppergirl]

Egg-laying hips

[ejgto]

[notahorseindisguise]

you and I were like. pees in a pod. oops sorry i accidentally peed in your pod. anyway as i was saying you and i are pretty fucking similar

[innerchildabortionclinic]

how it is scrolling through tumblr now that ads can redirect you to the app store

[thedeepsharks]

🙂

[sailermoon]

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

[sailermoon]

but then who would i be

[kk-bk-blog]

[dogpuppy]

[dailybuglebunny]

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[santa-ana-winds]

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser