hi :3 my name’s archer (but I also go by oli or any nicknames!!) he/him, trans guy, bisexual 🔥 I have a whole myriad of ailments (mental and physical) but most notably I am pretty autistic
I’m VERY into jackbox games — have been fixated since September 2024 and i consider it a special interest :P specifically very into all the trivia games (yes this includes the old ydkj’s), redacted (my wife. my husband wife Thing), pack 2, and all of Tim Sniffen’s characters 🫶
I'm a nonsharing selfshipper and get very frustrated at doubles or people who say they're a bigger fan of my f/o’s than me, so please DNI if you fall under this criteria :) (my list of f/o’s can be found here!!), but I am ok with cc x cc for most of my f/o’s!! feel free to ask if unsure
I’m in a lot of fandoms but most likely wont post about most of them here unless i'm hyperfixated. But feel free to talk to me about them!!!
DNI - basic criteria (INCLUDING proshitters. Get out of my SIGHT) and f/o doubles + i block freely
Thank you for reading! We’re now legally besties sorry I don’t make the rules
*Note; This is simply a fan made project of my OCs with the help of my friend. This is obviously not associated with The Port Room!
January The EMF Cyborg receptionist voiced by Me.
Calissto The Private Detective (and fired EMF agent) voiced by my friend.
Translation/scripts/captions below;
Calissto: Ah, Jan! Over here
January: Calissto!
Calissto: January! My, you look... *A Snicker* TERRIBLE!! *Laughs here*
January: Oi! I do not look terrible!! I look great!
Calissto: Oh, sorry. Do you want me to lie? How are you doing at the EMF?
January: Uhh, I'm doing great!! I'm a high grade EMF agent!! Higher than Chet Phillips!!
Calissto: Right. And I'm Skip Granger who loves to rebel. *Sarcastically*
January: Alright, you caught me. I'm the receptionist of the company. In charge of costumer services *sighs* mostly dealing with complaints from the white house...
Calissto: I thought you joined that company to be adventurous?
January: Yeah, well...*sighs* Plans changed. I don't want to risk my life on the line. I mean! I do like the EMF but I'm not going to die in a bread factory!! I'm playing it safe. It's the right choice to do.
Calissto: girl. It's almost the end of 2020! You need to be adventurous!!! Not play it safe!!
January: Well...No! I am needed here.
Calissto: *laughs* As if! Even if you're needed, you should be relaxing!
January: I will not relax on duty!! Chet Phillips wouldn't relax while his friends were in danger.
Calissto: *scoffs*, oh come on. Chet Phillips is literally marrying Athena O'Brian, daughter of that... potatoe guy?...Jistato?? Tomato...Krastato??
January: How do you know about that!? That's confidential information!!
Calissto: How do I- GIRL. IT'S BROADCASTING ON EVERY DEVICE!! I wasn't able to finish Criminal Mind because she's humiliating your company.
January: Oh. That's...true. I have a weird feeling that the Admiral is planning something.
Calissto: The Admiral? *Laughs* Come on. It's not like he'll take over the broadcast stream, brainwash half of the world to becoming Oceanologists. He's not capable of that-
{Admiral's Brainwash Stream comes on screen}
Calissto: ...he took over Athena's broadcast didn't he?
January: Yep.
Calissto: ... he's brainwashing people through it, yes?
January: Yes. It seems like he has.
Calissto: ...And that guy just became a oceanologist- *yells* AND HE'S FREEING THE CRABS!!! WTF-
January: CRABS!? I'M ALLERGIC TO CRABS!! UGH... *Annoyed*
do you have your own interpretation of [REDACTED] or do you just look at his Tumblr image and leave at that LOL. Honestly for me I do both XD. Hope you are having swell day :3
I DO ACTUALLY, I though may update later oblviously due to TMP 3 but Here is my Redacted design as update as TMP 2 (And Some Fanon TMP 3 ofc ofc)
Uh enjoy this dump, And thank you for the kind wishes! I hope you have a wonderful day as well!
Ok i KNOW I said I have no ideas of what to post for f/o headcanons. But if you want to ask any questions regarding any of them feel free!!!!!!!!! It will probably jog my memory of a few of my hc’s and then I will start posting more
