E x ᴘ ʟ ᴏ s ɪ ᴠ ᴇ .

[kiirakiirakiller]

kurejimama:

A–Aaaa—….!!

[She could hear it. A faint voice– “Look this way”, it said. Sheer Heart Attack. …She knew well enough she couldn’t destroy it. She’d seen Jotaro try. But if she didn’t take care of it soon, it might end up blowing up someone else. At least it wasn’t the fastest– but she knew she’d get worn out soon. Josuko turned down an alleyway. Sure, she couldn’t destroy it, but maybe she could try hitting it. …It was still part of Killer Queen. It was still part of Kira. Maybe it’d at least put a dent in him. Josuko tried to hoist herself up onto of a fence in the alley. From the fence, she swung at the bomb with Crazy Diamond’s leg.]

Dorarara— !!!

[Boom. …She’d knocked it away a little. But only a little. Her leg. …It was practically shredded. Still recognizable as a leg– but barely. She fell from the fence, crying out in pain as she landed on her side. Fuck. How was she supposed to run like this? Josuko couldn’t help but cry. It hurt and she knew he was coming. Rohan. Tomoyo. Anju. One by one she began to mentally say goodbye to them, just in case.]

This went smoother than I expected it to.

[Kira summoned Killer Queen once more, recombining Sheer Heart Attack with it once he’d gotten the girl within his view. It seemed he’d managed to cause her some damage-- and with a wound like that she wouldn’t get far. His footsteps were very leisurely and calm, he had no reason to rush after her with her leg in that condition.-- Unfortunately for him, he’d chased her around the time both the middle school nearby and the small building of workers were let out, and soon there was an out-pour of both children and adults blocking his way.]

--!! 

[Shit. His brows knitted together in frustration as he tried to push through the sea of people... he was losing her. At this rate his she was going to get away from him.]

[kiirakiirakiller]

ultimateimmortal:

I can’t rot dunce. I’m immortal.

I had acquired that job a subway…although I was fired. Not quite sure why though, I never showed up so they had no bias to fire me.

Nudity isn’t unnatural. Your clothes are. Polyester isn’t natural at all. Stop lying to yourself.

Don’t ‘dunce’ me. I can still evict you-- regardless if you’re immortal or not.

-- And here’s some food for thought. Perhaps they terminated you because you don’t fit the image of a subway employee at all. Imbecile.

Nudity is unnatural. You don’t wear polyester so shut up.

[kiirakiirakiller]

ultimateimmortal:

Are you ever not home? How am I suppose to watch naked and afraid in peace when you are always here to complain.

I still don’t understand why they are all afraid of being naked….

I’m either working, or home. The question is don’t you have anywhere else to be? Or do you just spend your life rotting here?

-- People are afraid of being nude because it’s unnatural.

[kiirakiirakiller]

kurejimama:

Eat shit, ‘kaaaay?!

[Shit. She sort of hit him– But only a little. Maybe that’d be enough to give her a head start. Whipping around, she began to run as quickly as she could. Rohan– …No. Kira didn’t know anything about him. Trying to go to him for help would only put him and the children in danger. No Okuyasu. No Koichi. No Yukako. No one could get hurt. She’d have to bring him somewhere secluded and try and finish this herself.]

Let’s see how far you can run, girl.

[And with that, he split Sheer Heart Attack from Killer Queen, letting the small bomb follow the girl as she ran. Kira had no reason to rush, after all-- the only purpose he had now was for getting payback against Josuko and her gang.]

[kiirakiirakiller]

kurejimama:

…You making a joke about how I got sick? “I don’t stay down long. Just like your lunch”.

[Phew. Okay. No. No. Let’s not. She responded by quickly summoning Crazy Diamond and swinging at him. Maybe she could fuse his shoes to the ground long enough to run off and warn everyone.]

My mind isn’t as simple as yours. The only thing I have on the mind is returning all the grievances you and your motley crew gave to me.

[He’d expected she’d want to get this over with, so it was no surprise she’d attacked him so rapidly. As her stand swung, he moved just slightly-- not quick enough to be missed but enough to be hit in a less critical position.]

Tsk.....  You little nuisance..

[kiirakiirakiller]

kurejimama:

…

[Just fucking wretches. Just wretches and gets sick right on the street. After wiping at her mouth, she stands back up straight. ….Nope. Still there.]

…Guess I didn’t hit you hard enough, did I?

[Did she just puke on his shoes. Nope, yeah she did. The blonde just stands there, appalled for a minute or so before, summoning his stand. Time to die little girl.]

I don’t stay down for long, Higashikata.

[ultimateimmortal]

[walks into room with a very ugly tie he picked out himself that he thought looked neat but at the last minute realizes it is trash and walks back out while mumbling about the fact that ties are useless to him and he would never get his money back even though he stole the money from Dio.]

[kiirakiirakiller]

...... I heard you come in Kars. What do you want? And why did you walk out?

-- Please tell me you don't have another animal in the house.

[kiirakiirakiller]

This has been a pleasant birthday week.

[ultimateimmortal]

Me? Do something to wrong you? I would never. 

And thank you for the room. I thought it was well time I deserved a bigger room. Dio didn’t deserve it anyway.

[kiirakiirakiller]

Of course. Just make sure to keep it that way.

[He sighs, folding his arms afterwards.]

It's fine. Just don't cause anymore trouble in this house. I already have enough work as it is.

Let's not speak about Dio. He's no longer residing in this house anyways.

[ultimateimmortal]

You actually evicted him? How wonderful. Absolutely wonderful; I applaud you Kira. Perhaps he’ll perish in the sunlight now.

…May I take over his room now?

[kiirakiirakiller]

I never go back on my word. If I say I'll do something, of course I will do it. I suggest you don't applaud however, as you're standing on thin ice yourself.

One wrong move and you will be swiftly thrown out as well.

--But yes. You may switch over to his room if you want.

[ultimateimmortal]

What did that whiny fledgling do this time?  

[kiirakiirakiller]

What hasn't he done. That reckless good-for-nothing insulted my furniture then destroyed it afterwards.

He is no longer living here.

[kiirakiirakiller]

DIO YOU'RE GOING FIX THE COUCH.

AND YOU GIRL DO NOT BREAK MY BELONGINGS.

[babyisunbreakable]

[Of course, she has no clue of the danger she’s in.]

You have a stand, Mister Kira?

[And So Crazy Diamond makes himself visible.]

Yours is cute. What’s it’s name?

…I have no reason to lie. I’m Josuke Higashikata.

[kiirakiirakiller]

[Seeing that stand brought him an unpleasant feeling. It was the owner of the stand that had caused him much grief, and it took him a while-- but he seemed to understand what was going on. This was an alternate of the Josuke he knew, a female alternate. How bothersome. It was because of Josuke and his friends that the serial killer had met his demise.]

Higashikata Josuke.

--.......

[Casuallly opens door.]

Please leave.

[kiirakiirakiller]

humanityreject replied to your post:humanityreject replied to your post [WRAPS ARMS...

[Loosens his grip] Bad day at work huh? Do you need a massage?

[Do you see this fork Dio? It's being stabbed onto your hand.]

Do not touch me.

[babyisunbreakable]

Josuke Higashikata! And I’m already cleaning! Can’t stop me now!

[kiirakiirakiller]

Higashikata.

[She was lying. He knew a Higashikata Josuke but that person was a pompadoured teenage boy with unattractive yaoi hands.]

I would much rather you tell me your real name.-- Immediately.

[He gets in her way, Killer Queen hovering above them.]

[kiirakiirakiller]

humanityreject replied to your post

[WRAPS ARMS AROUND] Did I do something to upset you darling?

[And there is Killer Queen, already hovering above him.]

If you don't keep your arms to yourself, you will lose them.

[babyisunbreakable]

Not now, it’s dusting time.

[That’s right. Your house is going to get cleaned, Kira. She’ll even lift Dio to clean under him if she has to.]

[kiirakiirakiller]

[DID HE NOT JUST TELL HER HE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN CLEANING SERVICES?]

I said I do not want your cleaning services! Who are you?!