im not here rn

please leave a message after the beep and i'll get back to you as soon as possible

[predesterone]

love every trans woman you meet before its too late

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Oh Yeah

[montereybayaquarium]

Shrimp Week’s over and we’re tired, so we’re bringing big weaner energy into the week.

[thanatos-girl]

We gotta start describing patriarchy as a system of male supremacy again bc if I have to hear one more person droning on about how men are actually not benefited by patriarchy im honestly gonna lose my shit

[zegalba]

assortment of Palestinian Stamps

[brokenheartedcubscout]

[helixeclipse]

is this anything

[elfdyke]

some people act like youre waterboarding them if you want to talk about women instead of men

[anneemay]

They need more esims!

[tvromance-deactivated20260101]

ID: Instagram post by mirna_elhelbawi. The text reads:

We only have 300 e-Sims left...

We connect more than 1000 to 1200 everyday..

Donating e-Sims is literally life saving.

Donate a QR code to [email protected]

"Connecting Humanity" is in handwriting at the top left corner, and "Connecting Gaza" is written in a different handwriting font near the bottom right.

/End ID

[obi-wann-cannoli]

eSims For Gaza

They have easy to follow instructions for how to purchase, and the esims themselves are a range of prices (nomad has options from $9 -$32)

[sandmandaddy69]

[alltangledupinblue]

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone...

[nonasuch]

[mens-rights-activia]

Anyway, here’s why this is the best meme of the 2010’s

This meme is an internet staple that managed to be versatile, unproblematic, inclusive, and best of all one of the greatest examples of a shitpost. The humour was not in the grandeur, not in the references, not in the junxapositioning of labled words, nor in the relatability of it all. The humour is in the simplicity, the artistic composition of the original image, the three course meal of fashion that was served by the subject, and of course, the iconic pose that changed the way we see one’s hands clasped together with one’s feet shoulder-width apart.

This meme is a reflection of the average: middle class life in the ‘burbs; taking pictures at everyday landmarks such as the uneven sidewalk by your house or the tree you almost crashed into when you just got your learners permit; wearing your favourite matching top and bottom in a picture to show off the 18k gold plated wristwatch and loafers your nana got you for your birthday; the grandest joys in the most average of things.

In a way, I think deep down, we all know that Luciano did not actually have to do it to em, but we, as a society, are better off because he did

[solitarybrat]

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

[pink-vacancy]

Dungeon Meshi Ep. 12 - Red Dragon ll

[hilariabaldwinsspanishaccent]

[underestimated-heroine]

How CAPTCHAs are Powering the Future’s Cars… and Drones

Have you ever stopped to wonder why, when attempting to enter a website, you are suddenly asked to prove your own humanity? And furthermore,

This is horrifyingly true.

[the-seelie-court-official]

fuck i hate that i have to say it but theatre kids have it like 80% figured out. go do whatever 'stupid' 'embarrassing' 'cringe' thing you wanna do. worst case scenario you biff it and maybe it gets brought up at parties for a while. best case you end up living your most authentic life

[pileofknives]

"what do you mean you wouldn't personify your state as a hot young MILF with sweet perky milkers?!"

[pileofknives]

Iowa said "come get y'all juice!"

[vibigalbya]

i pray that nobody has done this one yet