Kikitty-bitty-titty

It/Its lesbian trans girl 18 cuz ig that is an important thingy too descriptions are still hard to make but now kitty has an idea! mwahahahahah!!!kitty is a purrrvert mwahahahahaahaha i need a better sense of humor

[valtsv]

why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down

[this-is-a-representation]

my boy's time has come

[dragonsinheaven]

[ydrill]

My girl

[tonysaintborgi]

[rooksandravens]

[rhubarbgrl]

[astoldbyandi-moving-deactivated]

[ookaookaooka]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I never understood those zero waste people who buy reusable towels that look like paper towels. Like we kind of perfected rag technology around 12,000 years ago. I don’t exactly use paper towels for their texture.

[homeboygirl]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[copycatgirl36]

loser

[homeboygirl]

FUUUUUUUCK !!

[definitelynotshouting]

having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat

[definitelynotshouting]

is this anything

[melodespiza]

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[lemonsweet]

THIS SET UP?

[stargazersasha1]

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

[stargazersasha1]

mature content

[iamthelowercase]

So is tumblr lying about who marked posts as "mature" now, or what?

[Image description: a screenshot of the mature content label on this very post. The label reads "the author has indicated this post may contain content not suitable for all audiences." End ID]

That could be a coding oversight of some sort (like for example if someone deleted one of the mature content label messages), but that would still be tumblr misrepresenting who marked a post as mature, and if tumblr is going to be lying about that then I am unfortunately offically past the Trust Thermocline.

[real-language-facts]

humans can't see in the dark because theres no "c" in "the dark"

[sssaravegas]

seeing mutuals naked on the dash:

[mawofthemagnetar]

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

[segamascott]

[spacedykensfw]

I need to be it/its-ed while having my pleasure entirely ignored and being used as a fleshlight by someone . For my mental health or whatever

[foreveriallyzombified]

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

[greensighter]

what about non binary people

[foreveriallyzombified]

fuck i don’t know

[foreveriallyzombified]

oysters

[thespiantherepist]

Glad I’m genderfluid

[lylysma-deactivated20210716]

We can eat anything we want!

[foreveriallyzombified]

you have to eat oysters

[zotarozoestar]

how to flirt with your local robot trans girl

...

it's me this is how to flirt with me

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

@k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

that's right

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[astralynx]

Btw pro tip from someone who is far too paranoid for his own good but also loves horror content like a fucking idiot: imagine whatever is scaring you atm trying to sell you weed. This always helps.

[astralynx]

I hope the person who wrote this tag knows this was the first thing I saw this morning when I woke up and I actually almost started crying