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[flexaction]

[scallywagsupreme]

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

[passionatemango]

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

[psychedelicfelon]

Bruh

[metallicsharp]

I cannot breathe

[mojave-green]

delete this

[stoicdaydreamer]

I want a spaddy

[carnival-phantasm]

The only way to destroy Disney is tricking them into buying tumblr

[insomniac-arrest]

sounds like one of those classic fairy tales where the fool saves the day by taking advantage of the villain’s greed and then ruining him

[yeuxviolets]

[catchymemes]

[bisexuanal]

I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad

[patrickat]

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

[runcibility]

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

[smitethestate]

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

[soryualeksi]

“Haha, that’ll TEACH my wife!!”

Dude, you’re supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.

[january-warlock]

#marie kondo your marriage

[bloodytales]

Don’t put up with stupid. If your husband or boyfriend does this may I suggest… well… treating him like the idiot he pretends to be? Use it as a “teaching moment.”

“Honey come here. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you didn’t know what Tupperware you have to use. Here, let me explain every container we have. That way the next time you have to put food away you know which container to use.”

And then proceed, in excruciating detail, which containers are which, what they are used for, the correct lids, and how to put on the lids. Do it in as condescending voice as possible.

If he tries to say that he knows, or tries to stop you in any way, just calmly say, “no, you shouldn’t be embarrassed by this. It’s okay to admit you don’t know how to do something. Next time just ask, sweetie.” And continue in as much inane detail as possible.

If he tries this bullshit again, pat him on the head, and say “good try, but let’s review” and then do it all over again.

[thenamesiwantedrtaken-deactivat]

Oh my god, it’s so evil I love it

[fuckyeahhills]

[rodrickheffeley]

bruh moment

[narraboths]

me every time i see any woman in media killing an abusive man:

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

People aren’t the only ones with vivid imaginations

[garrettauthor]

Further proof that literally any story trope can be AMAZING if properly executed.

“And then it all turned out to be a dream” has got to be one of the most annoying things ever, except here it’s PERFECT.

[endofeva1997]

Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance

[endofeva1997]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Maybe the real All Star was the bisexuals we met along the way

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

this is like… the exact opposite of Jolene

[otherwindow]

Mako’s 4 seasons worth of screen time in The Legend of Korra found dead in a ditch.

[doitwithjhon]

Holy shit

[melonmemes]

[immaterialmurdoc]

[transgirl-link]

This post is incorrect because none of these companies have ever hesitated to take the money for a second

[megabegf]

[hype-kaminari-kun-deactivated20]

don’t ever duel me or my son again

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[americas-sass]

How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed, Probably Has Undiagnosed ADHD

Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

[etains]

[goobra]

*preorders*

[kilarim]

This is a story about a gender named Lucky