Critical Role But It's Just Kynan Leore

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Blog Stuff

Somewhat Comprehensive List of Romantic Ships Appearing on This Blog:

RomanceTag [CharacterName/CharacterName]

#Vaxleth [Vax/Keyleth]**

#Vaxlmore [Vax/Gilmore]**

**I do not currently have a tag for Vax/Gilmore/Keyleth, but the tag #the adventures of kynan’s polyamorous parents will include Vax, Keyleth, and/or Gilmore

#Percahlia [Percy/Vex]

#Percildan [Percy/Vax]

#Cassalie [Cassandra/Kaylie]

#Panlan [Pike/Scanlan]

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Asks:

Anon asks allowed, comment-asks allowed, request-asks as follows:

If you have a specific ship or dynamic you’d like Incorrect Quotes for, send me an ASK and I’ll look into it! I also retain the right to not.

If you’d like me to tag something, let me know and I’ll try to get to it if it’s a **reasonable request!

**What is a reasonable request: nonconventional triggers, if I forgot to tag something, etc

**What is NOT a reasonable request: tagging source materials (idk where half of this comes from), making specific dynamic interpretations  outside of what’s tagged and requesting ship tags (unless it’s OBVIOUS in which case lmk), tags that are inherent to the genre (e.g., teasing, etc.) etc.

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Trigger Tags:

#death - death mention in post or tags, or death implied

#violence - wide range of posts mentioning violence

#wound - wound mention or *statement*, no graphic or gory descriptions

#trauma - wide range of posts involving the trauma of characters, from direct conversation to mildly implied

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Other Tags:

#siblings is almost exclusively for Cassandra and Percy relentless mocking each other, but also can include Pike and Grog (being pals) or Vax and Vex (being murderous)

#canon reference is when the quote funny is similar, identical, or adjacent to the real funny

#fuck ripley needs no explanation

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This Blog Was Last Active:

    - January 6th, 2024

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Quotes Come From?

Everywhere, sometimes, but mostly this

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Clarifications:

I am a firm #vax-is-kynan’s-dad or #vax-SHOULD-be-kynan’s-dad believer and this is very reflected in a lot of the quotes. I am not going to argue about this, especially since I take a lot of creative liberties around actual canon. I’m also not tagging it since it’s implied with every post, just be aware.

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Vex: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Taryon: It’s not a joke. Taryon: *sniffles* Taryon: I’m a legit snack.

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Percy: We all have our demons. Percy, grabbing Cassandra: This one’s mine.

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Ripley: Here's some advice Percy: I didn't ask for any Ripley: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Vax'ildan: We both look very handsome tonight.  Gilmore: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."  Vax'ildan: I couldn't take that chance.

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Percy: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

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Young Vex'ahlia, laying in bed: Get out of my room.  Young Vax'ildan, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

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Cassandra: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.  Kynan: Are you okay.

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Percy: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.  Percy: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.  Percy: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?  Cassandra: This is Monopoly.

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Vax: I learned a valuable lesson from this.  Percy: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…  Vax: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

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Grog: *lifting weights*  Keyleth: Wow… They’re so intense!  Scanlan: I wonder what drives him.  Grog, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

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*in a group chat* Kynan: First one to reply is gat. Kynan: *gay Kynan: Wait...

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Cassandra: Pecy, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car. *click* Cassandra: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

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Vax: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Percy: Oh, I’m always running Percy: The question is from what

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Kynan: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.

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Vax: I trust Kynan. Percy: You think they know what they're doing? Vax: I wouldn't go that far.

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Vax: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Kynan: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.