Heresy (official music video)

Rat. 18. human. use every pronoun.

[killarclownn]

Hello real blogs. This is a fake woman. I'm roleplaying an au right now. You're welcome to interact but I don't want to catfish you :p

Follows from @nichemills

Piercings aren't allowed in hockey so just like. Imagine with me.

Human who's dating/"married" to her childhood bestie/toxic Yuri werewolf gf.

REVIEWS:

"prodigious but needs to apply herself." - third grade teacher

"the best damn hockey player [CITY] has ever seen." - Coach Bernardy

"I don't think I've seen a single emotion other than 'neutral' and 'homicidal'." - random classmate

"will eat literally anything for a dollar. I don't know how she survived the fuzzy milk incident." - random classmate

LOOT DROP:

sugar-free redbull (x2)

5 loosies (different brands) inside a "Satan was a lesbian" cigarette case

Stolen lighter (x4)

Emergency packet of Sam's club café sauerkraut

Emergency tin of anchovies

Collapsible chopsticks

Full size, half-eaten bottle of Cholula (crusty)

Miscellaneous garbage

EXTRA NOTES:

Does not actually have any cyberware

Tattoos are minimal but just as badass

No face piercings since it's a hockey player and that's banned :/

Raised Jewish but their Jewishness is debated by the Talmudic scholars themselves

Papa is Chinese and mom is white (former Mormon?)

Looks nothing like their mom but acts just like her.

One of my coworkers is literally Ray If She Were Real. same deadname and everything. it trips me the fuck out. Anyway i say this because she's in the military so... idk.. if it doesn't end up being tzimisce, maybe a militarized supernatural hunter is in their future...

currently it wants to go pro in hockey and do forensics after their tenure is over. This will not happen <3

^ Take this health item.

[stonerparty]

[stayatsam]

worst

[javascript-official]

We all have that one friend who has no organs and has no face and is made entirely out of blood and is screaming and is screaming and is screaming and is screaming 😂🤣😂🤣

[weepingveil]

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[apatheticshots]

[lupineshieldmaiden]

dark knightcore pngs request ⋆༺𓆩⚔𓆪༻⋆

send requests .ᐟ.ᐟ જ⁀➴ ✉

[singing-bowl]

thinking about how ursula k leguin said "what goes too long unchanged destroys itself. The forest is forever because it dies and dies and so lives" and how everyday i wake up slightly different and i can feel myself shed the skin of who i used to be slowly, slowly, until i look back and can scarcely recognise who i was... but also she is still a part of me, part of the leaf litter and the humus, supporting me as i send new roots down and new leaves stretching up to the sunlight

[thcpanties]

hey nerd. right clickss you and this drop down appears. Well Well Well....,

[necromancelena]

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

[snailspng]

Specimens in jars PNGs

(source: Universiteits Museum Utrecht)

[steampunktendencies]

1920s Dental Phantom Heads Before modern plastic manikins, dental students trained on phantom heads. These early practice heads were mounted on articulated stands to mimic a real patient's jaw. Known as the patients who never complain, they're now eerie icons of old school dental training, a cold, industrial way to learn a very organic trade.

[stonefemmesiren]

this tweet is cattle branded into my brain

[deathtastegirl]

online now icons

[elusive-wow]

Nenad Bacanovic

[catgirl-kaiju]

i wanna get some kind of procedure that gives me eyeshine. i want people to look at me and see a pretty girl at first glance, but then see my eyes flash in the dark and wonder if they've just had a dangerous encounter with the creature.