thong rabbit blue hair man

:) (he/him)

[roboticreborn-deactivated201811]

IM CRYING

[jaidefinichongg]

[world-of-riley]

[mistah-joestar]

You know what next Friday is?

Ravioli Ravioli

EAT MY SPAGHETTI-OLI

[mistah-joestar]

TOMORROW

[destroynineball]

Visit Original Link

[pleasestopcosplaying-deactivate]

[lupin420]

[lupin420]

[heliosv-deactivated20180626]

[ciinnamom]

ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like

“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”

and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed

and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet

[thebootydiaries]

the more the macklier

[rabbitszn]

‘Live, Love, Laugh’ or as I like to call it, ‘Mickle, Mockle, Mackle’

[thebootydiaries]

this post is cancelled dont ever make me read that again

[rabbitszn]

i guess it just doesn’t mickle your pickle :)

[thebootydiaries]

i said this post is cancelled stay awayf rom me 

[thebootydiaries]

the more the macklier

[rabbitszn]

‘Live, Love, Laugh’ or as I like to call it, ‘Mickle, Mockle, Mackle’

[thebootydiaries]

this post is cancelled dont ever make me read that again

[rabbitszn]

i guess it just doesn’t mickle your pickle :)

[thebootydiaries]

i said this post is cancelled stay awayf rom me 

[amaralesbian]

I realized watching TFA again yesterday that Rey and BB-8’s first meeting is basically the same as Shrek and Donkey’s

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

Blocked.

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[valkyrieraisingcain]

@jademe13

[killbroke-deactivated]

Alton Brown: *appears with a gun*

Contestant: oh man what's he thunkin lol

Alton Brown: Contestants there's nothing I love more than a gun

Contestant: aaaaaaaaaa

Alton Brown: Contestants if you win this auction you can force your opponent of choice to cook.... using only a gun

Contestant: *to camera* I'm not too worried about this one, I grew up around guns, my dad had a gun. My dad had a gun

[eroscestlavie]

I know a lot of us (myself included) are a little nervous regarding the overall quality of the Hobbit so let’s take a moment to reflect upon the reality that this is a real screencap taken from the actual first Lord of the Rings movie. Like this was a real transition effect that was used in your favorite movie and I think we have collectively suppressed it from our memories so I suggest that we now come to terms with it. 

[pagetbrewstar]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

daniel radcliffe: *tries his best to widen his horizons and take on various interesting and different roles*

me: look at the harry potter man go