I’m LANE (she/they/EST), I’m 24 and I’ve been rping for almost a decade on tumblr. You might recognize me from my primary blog @strawpolls / @cardiomyapathy. This is JOEL HAMMOND from Netflix’s Santa Clarita Diet. He’s the very normal husband of a very abnormal woman who managed to get herself turned into a living zombie. Just a realtor trying to get to the bottom of it all, no matter what it takes.
go over to @cardiomyapathy for rules and stuff
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