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Q/Error They/Them Rice enthusiast and fic writer, biotechnologist in training, I honestly have no idea what I'm doing lol

[mteverestaaaaahh]

if the airlock (or just any of this) looks inaccurate, excuse me, I’m an idiot

warning: blood, and Grace frying the ever-loving heck out of his arm

[for-those-who-wait]

how do you use that last inconveniently small sliver of bar soap

until i use all of it

until it inexplicably just vanishes one day

until it falls down the drain

i shove it down the drain

it sits in the shower/bath forever

i stick it to the new bar like it's a male angler fish on a female angler fish

Voting ended onJul 11

[for-those-who-wait]

Forgetting your friend is both blind and a professional ragebaiter

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

I made my post into something a little more visually appealing! Behold my wonders; I eyeballed about 98% of this. The two things I got information from the official reference for was the shoelace detail and the back sheathe (provided to me by a friend after asking). Everything else took me almost a week and ~6 hours of hunting. I also personally took all the movie screencaps you see on the board.

You can find the PDF-shareable version of this file in the master reference. Enjoy!

[isntmoney]

if you comment RECIPE she will dm you the sedative formula

source: junebugp1anet on ig

[chokedqwerty]

that au wehere ilyukhina and yao dont die and everyone is a bit more happymaybe? a bit sillier?

[chokedqwerty]

everyone saying they would starve if the crew didnt die BE QUIET taumeoba soup 4 everyone 5ever

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[deadgravity]

-Cruel Angel's Thesis starts playing-

[mycabbagesmycabs]

clicking Mark’s new video and him ending it with “I can finally escape the blood ocean and curl up into Ryan Gosling’s arms” made me put my head into my hands.

It makes me feel like this

[rainy-sys]

MARK KNOWS ABOUT BLOODYMARY EVERYONE SCATTER

[cat-esper]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" WRONG my characters are staving off the heat death of the universe through the power of friendship

[zukkaoru]

[ID: the Sue Sylvester "I am going to create an [x] that is so [y]" meme edited to say "I am going to write an platonic friendship that is so intimate" End ID]

[deadgravity]

This is going to be a longer one, so buckle in. 1/4

[deadgravity]

2/4 Hey, remember when this happened?

[deadgravity]

3/4 Ryland I am begging you to wear gloves or have any danger sense at all before touching the blarm.

[deadgravity]

4/4 I couldn't resist the joke that a guy who spent who knows how long in an ocean made of human blood doesn't have enough blood in his body still

[deadgravity]

Bonus: The blarm isn't good for any arm or hand-related tasks on account of being made of blood, but Simon can make some fun pictures with it (if he doesn't faint first)!

[deadgravity]

I have been building continuity for SO LONG to make this single reference to Elf Only Inn, for an intended audience of one. It was worth it.

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[figuraine]

carpet imprints

[almondcroissantsandink]

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec