Leonard’s Frozen Pizza Reviews

wren / lost my age when i took the amulet that makes you immortal 22 years ago / your local source of vaguely related facts abt a show you dont care about

[purgatorialist]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[bberry005]

yeah okay okay so charlie young goes in for a job as a runner and then gets tapped by josh lyman to be personal aide to the president and he denies the job about a dozen times before taking it. and then it turns out the job is great and he's met some really cool and awesome people and he started dating zoey and there's the threat of violence looming in the background, but maybe it doesn't seem quite so real. and then one day he offers the president of the united states something to say during a town hall type meeting. and then the president actually says it and attributes it to charlie by name. charlie goes up to josh and says josh was right you don't ever get used to the feeling, the very feeling that convinced charlie to keep the job back at the beginning of the season. and then he walks outside and white supremists try to kill him but instead of him they get the president and josh, the two people who charlie looks up to most in that workplace if not his life (not including his mother). and then months later he's walking around the white house looking at a little kid. that kid was charlie once. a long time ago, back before charlie lost his dad and his mom and took this job and got shot at by white supremacists. and that kid's dad tells charlie "if they're shooting at you, you're doing something right." and charlie says "yeah" multiple times as he's wrapping his head around the idea. his mom died in the line of duty. she died while getting shot at doing what we assume is the right thing. maybe if charlie didn't take this job, he wouldn't have gotten shot at. but he also wouldn't be part of the bartlet administration. he wouldn't be part of trying to change things for the better. so maybe he is doing something right despite it all.

[sapph0sfriend]

sorry for accidentally getting really obsessed with a straight ship during pride month. in my defense they’re freaks.

[evilmoldywizard]

Gob (arrested development) and Mac (iasip) should awkwardly leave an enclosed space after a prolonged period of time, just in the background of the main scene, implying they fucked fr

[youtuberconfessions]

[charl0ttan]

hey hold on gang. i have a parallel to draw between two pieces of media

[killerhoneybear]

OMG for months i have been going around saying “huzzah!” at any given chance and i could not figure out what started me saying it and then suddenly

its him he says it when Jian-Yang’s app SeeFood works on the hotdog during testing and he says it in a way that just delights me deeply but its .2 seconds so i always repeat it when i watch and boom new word obtained

thank u jared

[han-the-human]

Reblog if you don't want to be put in their stupid boxes

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[destroyafrankie]

wow

[marisashorror]

Iron Lung Fanart

Ballpoint pen on paper

8x10"

[killerhoneybear]

My third rewatch of The West Wing really primed me for my trillionth rewatch of Veep, i assume this show is exactly like what John Hoynes and Bingo Bob went thru while we watched Jed do his dramatic thing

[notdeezy]

Today is the day to post this

[willow-s-linda]

Felt like doing something picture book like.

[footsteps-on-the-dance-floor]

me and my mutuals reblogging tumblr posts