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jacobccfisher

thibking about shrending it all

frodo-in-a-fez

whitehairedanimeboyfriend

why we gotta pit two bad bitches against each other. I think Sam and Frodo should kiss, perhaps even fuck.

fanarchoslashivist

Average "Sam is the Real Hero" enthusiast:

Average Frodo Appreciator:

calloused are the tips of my fingers by the tip of the needle i used to stitch your heart together. strained are my wrists from refusing to let you fall from the cliff into your own despair. i have destroyed myself so i may watch you prosper.

every time, at work, when i mention im interested in a girl/femme presenting person i have a coworker (who’s always serious when she says this) the goes “you like women?? i thought you were strictly dickly!” and it gets funnier every goddamn time she says it

seatrench

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

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cetitanhasmoved

sorry the what? the what moray

cromerholt

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

i loved you unconditionally but you saw your love towards me as a Terms of Service

i lay on my couch in my house, yet my heart yearns to go home, to be with you.

missmitchieg

My favorite reactions to Scandals like this are the "I do not care about this person HOWEVER where there is drama there is ME" bitches.

cerastes

Being a long time Tumblr user makes you privy to a lot of deep magic because you were there when it was written. Like the old trend of blogs having autoplay in them. You would check a blog and music would start blasting. Over your music. As if the Geneva Convention wasn’t real.