lungs filled with stardust

Ryn / 29 / Chaotic Dumbass / 90% Salt 10% Holographic Pink Glitter

[bleekay]

[oldjewelryfeed]

Art Deco Era Pools Of Light Rock Crystal Necklace 20.5”

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

[pidgefudge]

[phantomrose96]

Anon hate is shitty and you shouldn’t do it of course but it’s also the funniest and least effective kind of hate

For starters the blogger can just delete and ignore it. And given tumblr’s penchant for eating asks I think it would drive some hate senders a little insane if they keep checking back in wondering if their ask got eaten.

For second the anon ask format guarantees the blogger gets the last word in every time. Even if anon sends a follow up message they will never get the last word. And tumblr for better or for worse seems to run on this currency of “whoever expressed the last opinion in a post is the one we’re supporting”

For third, this publishes the hate directly to the blogger’s own followers, i.e. the people MOST likely to take the blogger’s side. Home court advantage by design.

[phantomrose96]

#I call for an audience with the king. After waiting in line I stand in front of his throne #(dressed in a huge white bedsheet like a cartoon ghost so as to hide my identity) #I call the king a bitch. I insult his policies all of which were made with the guidance of his court who r also all here #the king ignores me. I say it again in case he didn't hear. The king ignores me #I leave in shame (via @septimus-heap)

[homunculus-argument]

I am calling this The Lord Of Fort Asshole - or How To Disappear Completely And Make Everyone Worried Sick

Portrait of my friend's cat.

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[sergal]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[coastal-mangos-one]

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[sanrio-stud]

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[resurrectedteleport]

losing my shit over this

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

[moveslikekeithrichards]

voice chat will be filled with shit like this

[attempted id in alt]