The Cavern Of DICK

A place For Random Thoughts

[killmeowself]

Zodiacs As Things My Friends Say (wow)

Aries: It fits you. That vibe you have. Y'know, the gay vibe.

Taurus: Shetus

Cancer: IF YOU GO TO CANADA I'LL RIP YOUR TOES OFF

Gemini: What's wrong with my pussy ;-;

Leo: I'm going to commit self holocaust, and put myself in the oven.

Virgo: Don't you hate when you microwave your baby, and the skin is burning hot but the inside is still cold smh.

Libra: Wooshy wooshy woo! Imma fuck you!

Scorpio: I'm both offended and touched at the same time.

Sagittarifo: I wear shorts for Daddy~

Capricorn: YOU GOTTA FILL THE BABY WITH BEES!!!!!!

Aquarius: Mario is my senpai.

Pisces: *clicking noises* *whispers* yeehaw *resumes clicking noises*

[killmeowself]

Zodiacs as Halloween Things

Aries: Witch hats and broomsticks

Tauros: Little Candy Pumpkins

Gemini: Window/Door Stickers

Cancer: Pumpkin Shaped Candy Bucket

Leo: Pet Costumes

Virgo: Fake cobwebs

Libra: Generic Scary Sound Effects

Scorpio: Cool Breeze

Capricorn: Face Makeup

Aquarius: Fallen Leaves

Pisces: Masks

[killmeowself]

Zodiacs as things my friends have said p3

Aries: “Excuse me, gif? I think you mean yiff... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” 

Tauros: “no me, bitch”

Gemini: “you like watching ravioli die?”

Cancer: “When people tell me to go fuck myself I do it”

Leo:  “By the way, guys im gay”

Virgo: “mayma..... plez halp me mayma i am turning into a helicop- @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ “

Libra: “I got a foot finger fetish”

Scorpio: “I don't wanna go...without your cum Mr. Stark”

Capricorn: “I’m the biggest Illuminati slut you’ll ever meet”

Aquarius: “Toilet senpai treats me nice owo “

Pisces: “I will literally flip my dick if you dont start sucking right now young man”

[killmeowself]

Zodiacs As Pokemon

Aries: Delphox

Tauros: Snorlax

Gemini: Spinda

Cancer: Trubbish

Leo: Litleo

Virgo: Milotic

Libra: Farfetch’d

Scorpio: Venipede

Capricorn: Noivern

Aquarius: Golisopod

Pisces: Goldeen

[killmeowself]

The Zodiacs As Quotes From My Friends P2

Aries: “Eat that booty like groceries”

Taurus:  “Lilith show me them kitty titties”

Gemini: “i can't sack it”

Cancer: “Ohhhhh Mistew Kwabs youw so bigggggg ohhhhh“

Leo: “Thats it im getting the beating stick”

Virgo: “You tried to vore the fridge”

Libra: “He’s a bad dragon”

Scorpio: “I like super suck sandy, and only super suck sandy”

Sagittarius: “In the butt...In the nuts...In the booty *smacking noises*”

Capricorn:  “Cause cars turn me on”

Aquarius: “ohhh~ fist meeeeeee!! fist me!!!! uwahhhhh” 

Pisces: “Sorry, but I got to go back to yiffing“

[killmeowself]

Zodiacs as cliche things

Aries: Strong female character told she is “too fragile” proves them wrong and does something bad ass.

Taurus: The person in a horror movie that does the EXACT thing they were told NOT to do.

Gemini: The one kid in the high school, that is an outcast, but is secretly really talented.

Cancer: The one shy person in an action film/show, that stands up and is suddenly not shy during the climax.

Leo: The bad guy who is aiming to shoot at the protagonist, but when a gunshot is heard, it reveals that he was the one who got shot by a mysterious third person.

Virgo: The uptight woman character, that after meeting a guy, learns to let loose.

Libra: The protagonist who is taken to court, and against all odds, is proven innocent.

Scorpio: The “player” who goes after the one girl who doesn't want him and realizes that being a player is bad.

Sagittarius: The nerdy kid that after being bullied, a catastrophe happens, making the nerdy kid take charge and prove being a nerd isn’t bad.

Capricorn: The character who has a “double life” they has to hide from everyone, resulting in a lot of problems when their hero life clashes with their school life.

Aquarius: The kid who discovers they have magical abilities, and becomes a hero.

Pisces: When the protagonists are running away from something huge coming after them. But they don’t run to the side, only straight.

[killmeowself]

Just a little post about my improvement recently. The one on the left is the one I drew about a year ago, on my phone usint IbisPaint. The one on the right, is one I drew like 2 or 3 months ago on my computer using an online website(aggie.io) and a drawing tablet. I have another one I wouldve posted in its place(because I think its better) but its gore so Im not going to. I just wanted this to be a message to all the starting artists who feel like giving up. DONT GIVE UP YOU CAN SO GREAT THINGS :D YOU JUST HAVE TO BE PATIENT, AND PRACTICE A FUCK TON

[mellyluvr4]

yeethaw

[killmeowself]

YOU STOP THAT

[killmeowself]

The Signs As Good Songs

Aries: I Can’t Decide -  The Scissor Sisters

Taurus: The Wolf - Siames

Gemini: Flamingo - Kero Kero Bonito

Cancer: Lemon Boy - CaveTown

Leo: Hope It Gives You Hell - The All American Rejects

Virgo: How Far We’ve Come - Matchbox Twenty

Libra: Aftermath - Caravan Palace

Scorpio: Africa - Toto

Sagittarius: Kill The Lights - Set It Off

Capricorn: Aishite Aishite Aishite - Osumatsu

Aquarius: Make The Grade - Jack Conte

Pisces: Thunder - Imagine Dragons

[killmeowself]

The Signs As My OCs

Aries: Abigor

Taurus: Candy

Gemini: Slik

Cancer: Plyeo

Leo: Ace

Virgo: V

Libra: Astarelle

Scorpio: Murmur

Sagittarius: Glitch

Capricorn: ZeKe

Aquarius: Terry

Pisces: Astarelle

[killmeowself]

The Signs As Household Items

Aries: Candle

Taurus: Refrigerator 

Gemini: Bed

Cancer: Microwave

Leo: Stairs

Virgo: Sofa

Libra: Bookcase

Scorpio: Window

Sagittarius: Mirror

Capricorn: Desk

Aquarius: TV

Pisces: Fish Tank

[killmeowself]

The Signs As Things At The Beach

Aries: THE SUN

Taurus: Leftover Food

Gemini: Empty Sunscreen Bottles

Cancer: CRAB

Leo: The Sand

Virgo: Seagulls

Libra: Umbrella

Scorpio: Seashells

Sagittarius: Small Globs Of Seaweed That Wash Ashore

Capricorn: The Puffy White Clouds

Aquarius: The Sea

Pisces:The Smell Of Saltwater

[killmeowself]

The Signs And What They’re Doing Right Now

Aries: Beating Up Cancer

Taurus: Beating Up Cancer

Gemini: Beating Up Cancer

Cancer: -punches self- hEY GUYS AM I COOL YET

Leo: Beating Up Cancer

Virgo: Beating Up Cancer

Libra: Beating Up Cancer

Scorpio:  Beating Up Cancer

Sagittarius:  Beating Up Cancer

Capricorn:  Beating Up Cancer

Aquarius:  Beating Up Cancer

Pisces:  Beating Up Cancer

[killmeowself]

The Signs At The Zoo

Aries: Gets mad when a kid buys the last stuffed lion

Taurus: Chases Gemini and tries to keep them from getting lost

Gemini: Runs away from Taurus

Cancer: Watches the snakes all day

Leo: Tries to jump into the lion pen, but is stopped by Libra

Virgo: Whines for Dippin’ Dots the entire time

Libra: The “Mom” friend. Tries to keep everyone in check, save for Taurus and Gemini, who she lost at the beginning.

Scorpio: Frees all the insects

Sagittarius: Got a stuffed giraffe at the beginning, but lost it and won’t stop crying

Capricorn: Bangs on all the tanks

Aquarius: Miraculously finds their way into the penguin tank

Pisces: FUCK WE LEFT PISCES IN THE CAR

[killmeowself]

The Signs As Favorite Things

Aries: The crackle of a roaring fire // The taste of orange creamsicle

Taurus: The smell of fresh cut grass // cloud gazing

Gemini: The color of the setting sun // The smell of roses

Cancer: Cloud-gazing on a warm day // The clink of ice on glass

Leo: The first bite of an apple // The sound of birds chirping in the rain

Virgo: The smell of vanilla and lemons // The feeling of diving into a pool on a hot day

Libra: The smell of old books // The feel of peeling off the plastic protective layer  on a new device

Scorpio: The feel of walking into a warm house after being out in the cold // the deep blue of the ocean

Sagittarius: The wind rustling through a forest // The smell of fallen leaves

Capricorn: The smell of the ocean // The clicking of an old keyboard

Aquarius: Star-gazing // The sound of a ice cold soda being opened

Pisces: The sound of pencil scratching on paper // The feel of hot chocolate in your hands on a cold day

[30-minute-memes]

ST👁LE

[killmeowself]

Having three eyes would be really.... *iris*ponsible

[just-shower-thoughts]

Atoms are just irl pixels

[killmeowself]

Does that mean life is just a game?