Zodiacs As Things My Friends Say (wow)
Aries: It fits you. That vibe you have. Y'know, the gay vibe.
Taurus: Shetus
Cancer: IF YOU GO TO CANADA I'LL RIP YOUR TOES OFF
Gemini: What's wrong with my pussy ;-;
Leo: I'm going to commit self holocaust, and put myself in the oven.
Virgo: Don't you hate when you microwave your baby, and the skin is burning hot but the inside is still cold smh.
Libra: Wooshy wooshy woo! Imma fuck you!
Scorpio: I'm both offended and touched at the same time.
Sagittarifo: I wear shorts for Daddy~
Capricorn: YOU GOTTA FILL THE BABY WITH BEES!!!!!!
Aquarius: Mario is my senpai.
Pisces: *clicking noises* *whispers* yeehaw *resumes clicking noises*














