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[killsh0t]

＃ＭＯＧＵＬ 🔻 a dependent rp portrayal of swerve strickland — pro wrestler, actor, artist, and everything in between. answers to swerve or stephon if he’s in trouble. a brooding figure inside the ring and a confident yet humble individual outside of it. hardened by both time spent in the military and career disappointments, he will always hustle extra to step up his game in all areas of life. despite the journey, his playful demeanor and good humor have remained in tact. if you ever need a great pep talk or someone to be in your corner, he never disappoints.

— i usually don’t involve my muses’ children in portrayals, but i decided to incorporate his two daughters (age 14 and i’m guessing the other to be around 11) here. he is separated from their mother, and has never been married.

[kingkcta-deactivated20240226]

i'm super excited that i got to come to australia. though i don't know what time it is since i have jet lag from that long flight. either way, i got to see koalas.

[primests]

it was worth the trip to the other side of the world, 10/10 would recommend.

[killsh0t]

Flying 20+ hours just to beat a guy with a chair is wild. Gonna be hard to pick between you and McIntyre for hater of the year.

[kingkcta-deactivated20240226]

i'm super excited that i got to come to australia. though i don't know what time it is since i have jet lag from that long flight. either way, i got to see koalas.

[killsh0t]

Yeah, yeah, rub it in some more. How you gonna explain that one to TSA?

Ay, that’s great news though. Hoping they let you back in there soon. If it was me, I would’ve crashed the chamber just cuz. I saw @primests did that just to be a hater and honestly, respect.

[kingkcta-deactivated20240226]

i'm super excited that i got to come to australia. though i don't know what time it is since i have jet lag from that long flight. either way, i got to see koalas.

[killsh0t]

I’m bout to start feeling like I’m missing out on something with the koala thing. Everybody’s meeting them little guys. When are they gonna let you get back in action?

[ahangmanstale-deactivated202403]

in case y'all were wonderin': @swerverealest pushes poor senior folks in traffic and thinks the creme of the oreo is the worst part. don't trust him. on the other hand, samoe joe is alright. better than the senior hater food criminal, i guess.

calling somethin' "creme" just made me feel like this post is inappropriate. sorry, i'm god fearin' and it ain't my way.

[killsh0t]

Then you ain’t ever gonna get me to shut up. I knew you had some lil soft spot for me in there.

God doesn’t want you talking bout “creme” but he’s cool with you going on with “thick and long”?

[ahangmanstale-deactivated202403]

in case y'all were wonderin': @swerverealest pushes poor senior folks in traffic and thinks the creme of the oreo is the worst part. don't trust him. on the other hand, samoe joe is alright. better than the senior hater food criminal, i guess.

calling somethin' "creme" just made me feel like this post is inappropriate. sorry, i'm god fearin' and it ain't my way.

[killsh0t]

I'mma shut up when you finally shave that loud ass mustache off your face.

[ahangmanstale-deactivated202403]

in case y'all were wonderin': @swerverealest pushes poor senior folks in traffic and thinks the creme of the oreo is the worst part. don't trust him. on the other hand, samoe joe is alright. better than the senior hater food criminal, i guess.

calling somethin' "creme" just made me feel like this post is inappropriate. sorry, i'm god fearin' and it ain't my way.

[killsh0t]

Aight, maybe you got me there but I never said a damn thing about oreos. That's where I gotta draw the line.

[ahangmanstale-deactivated202403]

in case y'all were wonderin': @swerverealest pushes poor senior folks in traffic and thinks the creme of the oreo is the worst part. don't trust him. on the other hand, samoe joe is alright. better than the senior hater food criminal, i guess.

calling somethin' "creme" just made me feel like this post is inappropriate. sorry, i'm god fearin' and it ain't my way.

[killsh0t]

Ain't nobody wondering.

But nah, he's got it all wrong. I pushed that old lady out of the way of a truck coming right for her. Just looked bad depending on where you were standing for the whole thing. It ain't easy being a hero.