i'm just awful.

[myrmyrtoearth]

[chargeupandjo-deactivated201602]

what kind of boring ass sex must people be having if they think a small switch right by the balls would stay in place to keep the nut inside

[chargeupandjo-deactivated201602]

[flips dick switch off and on while im balls deep in you] welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

[shopjeen]

[nevver]

[taygocrayy-deactivated20160920]

[nappytreee-deactivated20180702]

Hydrate daily

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[gammywank]

[setaflow]

(Please don’t hurt me)

[killshakespeare]

Listener // It's time for drastic measures, they're not taking you seriously

i need this band.   

[dldrms-deactivated20190918]

dandelion hands is dead!! vol 2 the final dandelion hands album (https://dandelionhands.bandcamp.com/album/dandelion-hands-is-dead-vol-2)

1. BDSM (being dead sounds magnificent) 2. eat me out 3. (please don’t) leave me 4. sentimental jellies 5. danny devito can never go to space 6. suck shack 7. inconsequential 8. what’s the earliest bill murray has ever gotten drunk? (ft. the fishermen narcs) [end credit remix] 9. consensual abduction 10. R.I.P 11. a sudden and unexpected wave of overwhelming sadness

PREORDER CASSETTE VIA DRIPTAPES: (http://goo.gl/Kf7LOH) INCONSEQUENTIAL MUSIC VIDEO: (https://goo.gl/3wZqTL) SNES BLEAK WEEK CASSETTES: (goo.gl/f07oBN) DANDY BUNDLE: (http://goo.gl/aLQecY)

[vhsripstevenuniversescreencaps]

[gabriel-gabdiel]

I haven’t seen or read a newspaper this clueless and funny since the article down below in ages.

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

IT’S BACK.

[girlkibble]

[bonginspector]

Not all cops

[gabrieldreyfuss]

[anksious]

So many levels to this.

[kingerbits]

A super spoopy ghost to haunt your dash

[ruinedchildhood]

[clickclicksaddleup]