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"i'm gay", "i'm straight" okay and??? I am the serpent that shall poison the sky and boil the sea?? The land shall freeze eternal as yog-sothoth beckons us hence?? whose voice i heard when first we built the track so long ago??

wreegis

Mordred your timing..

bungerc0re

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

contemptible-scoundrel

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

stuffman-main

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

shut-up-jab

⏰'d

frankensteinposm0

Don't call me that.

vonvuuu

Hey guys… have you ever made a shitpost just for the fun of it, then got a little too invested into it?

Cause uhhh…

I’m losing my mind.

daikaiju-arts

“I really wanted to hope”

princesspeepo

felt like doing a lil promo thing for my fic, sweet cream cold brew! if you havent read it already, its a silly slowburn coffeeshop au :)

it felt rlly good drawing a lil comic again 💕💕

jorongbak

Just some scribbles of family pictures over the years

filthyfuckingcainestan

pombon and car wreck

just-a-thoughtabouttadc

*insert episode 7 reference*

hooray!! pride month!! have some headcanons that are literally completely irrelevant to my au!! they mean absolutely nothing! go and headcanon whatever you want in regards to my au i just wanted to have fun with this!!!

also love you guys! it means so much to me to learn that I’ve been such an inspiration to so many people! lots of love from the big brain ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥