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Oh incidentally "i will perform queer affection as a joke but if you engage with it as anything other than inherently hilarious you're boundary breaking" IS queerbaiting, just so we're clear.

anyboli

This page from one of my history books looks like a lesbian utopia.

Source: Reclaiming Lost Ground by Neale McGoldrick & Margaret Crocco

anyboli

Very similar vibes - this 1899 illustration from Puck of butchy (for the time) lesbians looking like the coolest, hottest women to ever walk the earth

rebeccalouisaferguson

REBECCA FERGUSON as Juliette Nichols in SILO season 3

#my babygirl #silo #silo spoilers

notkatniss

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

nayarazune

Not you. Anybody but you.

#god. GOD.#critical role

morayofsunshine

interview with the masquerade

morayofsunshine

vampire: the vampire

prokopetz

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

heyyy-its-j

Ethan's team in The Final Reckoning is genuinely so fucking funny. It's literally

The thief sent to rob him

The assassin sent to kill him

One of the clandestine service agents sent to arrest him

His tech guy he's known for twenty years (who gets shot)

His other tech guy he's known for thirty years (who gets blown up)

The guy he accidentally got reassigned to the Arctic back in the 90s

That guy's wife

callsign-merlin

The power of friendship

#mission impossible

whichcouldmeanothing

"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11

bravoechoes

john woo and jj abrams wanted everyone to know that ethan fucks and christopher mcquarrie wanted everyone to know that ethan will never fuck again

fievelsblog

I Have to Have My Bed atime Storey

fuchsianreactor

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

#this post makes me cry with laughter every time

dragon-in-a-fez

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

tinderbox210

the sickness eater

#SICKKKK

bravo-echo-11

am i doing this right

beardedmrbean

this sounds like a party to me

grand-theft-carbohydrates

doomsday-dj

There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:

“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”

kuttithevangu

“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”