You were fantastic.

Call me L. marvel.blackwidow.bigbangtheory.coffee. taekwondo.dirk.chronicinjuries. walkingintherain.vodka.queer.unt. sleeping.

[innerwreck]

[innerwreck]

Avengers Family Feud “Typically, tequila doesn’t play as much of a role in the game as it will tonight”

[moved-to-schyphe-deactivated202]

When we say “black lives matter”, it does not imply “white lives don’t matter.”

When we say “women should be respected”, it does not imply “men should not be respected.”

When we say “there’s nothing wrong with being gay”, it does not imply “there’s something wrong with being straight.”

When we say “trans people are people” it does not imply “cis people are not people.”

Us getting rights does not mean your rights are being taken away. You are not a victim. So stop making everything about you.

[captain-flint]

i watched sam’s reaction to bucky taking the wheel frame by frame and i’m laghuing so hard he looks so scandalised 

??????????

DID HE JUST- ?????

sT EVE WHAT THE HELL ?’!? STEVE DID U SEE THAT’?!

STEVE HELP !!!

[killthefishtank]

In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run

Me: *minding my own business, looking for tortilla chips*

Me: *finds tortilla chips*

Dude 1 *to Dude 2*: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DECISION, MARK.

[m9dano-deactivated20140905]

fuck depression. there’s nothing more insidious than a disorder that tricks lovely people into believing they are worthless. 

[compassioncole]

why is there a fucking death symbol

[princekarkat]

do you think this is a game

[sosuperawesome]

Poorly Drawn Lines on Tumblr

[arandomobject]

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

"I want a princess who can fight!"

"I want a non-traditional princess!"

In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

[ryanvallejo-deactivated20150514]

get shrekt

[sandandglass]

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

this is how I would doctor

[hurricane--anjelica]

so i was on buzzfeed when this article came up about great american responses

and

i

am

in

fucking

tears

like these are so accurate

too

accurate

and

not

even

an

exaggeration

about

how

we see ourselves

[johanirae]

I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

[iandsharman]

"It appears you have a reputation for enjoying gardening, are you sure you didn’t really want him to hit you with that spade?"

[pocketfulofgeek]

This is possibly one of the greatest tweets ever.

[mondonger-deactivated20131224]

why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though

why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you

i mean

when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”

[princess-meathead-blog]

Lmfaoooooo

[twerks4loanpayments]

[void-ss]

most amazing thing i’ve ever seen

[thegirlwhochasedherdreams]

this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

[5soshemminggs]

i saw her on IG!

[muteinglorious]

Look at the smile coming out in those last pictures, wow.

[mind-of-mich]

I LOVE BABY LANE SHES SO CUTE FOLLOW THEM ON INSTAGRAM FOR DAILY DOSE OF HAPPINESS

[pixelatedpixie]

"Money doesn’t buy happiness" ok and poverty buys what exactly

[drdadster]

where is the lie

[starfleetinginterest]

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

[dreamybean]

[micdotcom]

Many women indeed long for children, while others are firmly against it and still more are undecided. But regardless of a woman’s feelings on childbearing, the decision to have kids is hers alone, to be decided for her own reasons. And no woman should have to submit to society’s relentless questioning on the matter.

The brilliant way Chelsea Handler, Margaret Cho and Oprah responded to the question.