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Bio & Rules tba. (See main blog’s doc for general rules but will need to be tweaked for Gloria due to her age).

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Brief bio.

' Ah dinnae 'hink ah can trust any o' these guys-- is that Piers!? '

' They should invent sleep that makes you feel well rested. '

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the unovans wont stop saying its "chewsday" make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gloria w ponyta

' I dae ken why I bothered tae ask the Champion fer directions. They were'nae lying, that man cannae tell his left fae right fer shit. '

' Ye ever fish boxed an old man's car on April fools fer a wee laugh? '

' Look, his legs are stubby 'cos he's a special breed o' ponyta fae back home. He cannae help being so short. '

You need to understand Gloria's ponyta will still be like this when it evolves. Shetland ponyta

' Back home the only things ye cid dae were smoke, drink or push Wooloo doon hills. Dinnae live oan an island in bumfuck naewhere. '

This happened to Gloria back on the Shetland islands

GENUINELY GLORIA FR

"Aw dat fucking sucks mate. Guess some advice is uh... Just like... Dunt interact with anyone dat's got a camera 'nd a microphone."

' Dinnae hae t' tell me twice. Ah've told the cunts to piss off so many times ye'd think they'd get the message by noo. '

' Threw a bloody bottle at their heid and ah swear on my life they did'nae flinch. '

' Am startin' tae think am famous fer su'hin' I did'nae dae... '

gloria after one spice

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